This week we discuss a women who woke up at her own funeral & a lost hiker who ignored phone calls from his rescuers because he didn't recognise the number..... *facepalm* . And as always, a whole bunch of other stuff!

Coffin Cock-Up

https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/02/dead-woman-bangs-on-coffin-to-say-shes-alive-during-funeral-in-peru-16571399/

Scenic Route

https://whdh.com/news/hiker-lost-on-mountain-for-24-hours-ignored-calls-from-rescuers-because-he-didnt-recognize-phone-number/

This week we chat about a very s**tty vaccine trial and a super gassy barista!

Oh and of course, a whole bunch of other things that make no sense!

Dysentery Smoothie:

https://www.insider.com/man-drank-smoothie-that-gave-him-dysentery-for-vaccine-trial-2022-4

Gassy Disaster

Www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-barista-ends-up-hospital-26636096.amp

This week we talk about the dangers of sunbathing under a flight path, the sexy side to charging your car and as always a whole bunch of tangents!

Links:

Raining poop:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-splattered-poo-after-plane-21910415

Sexy Charging:

https://news.sky.com/story/isle-of-wight-councils-electric-car-charging-points-hacked-to-show-porn-12584211

This week we say Ben's name 5000 times, discuss a burglary in the UK and chat about the fastest dog on the motorway!

Zoomy Boy

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-stunned-dog-lands-40-26665511

Unhappy meal

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/mcdonalds-robber-chicken-nuggets-breakfast-food-because-it-was-still-too-early

This week we talk about a woman in love with planes, an "artistic" security guard and of course we go off on many tangents!

Face/On

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10493235/740-000-painting-ruined-security-guard-draws-eyes-faceless-figures-Russian-gallery.html

Lufthansa Love

https://www.ladbible.com/community/woman-relationship-toy-plane-hungary-objectophilia-20220305

This week we discuss a very unusual use of a glass, why you shouldn't wear a jumper in the bus lane and as always a whole bunch of unplanned topics!

Glass Bladder:

https://www.ladbible.com/news/womans-uti-turns-out-to-be-glass-tumbler-in-her-bladder-20220317

Knitted Nightmare:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-58959930

This week on the show we discuss a "swan" in need and keyboard with more than just dust & dirt on the keys! As per usual we drift of subject too!

RSPCA Ridiculousness:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/19/swan-in-peril-turns-out-to-be-plastic-chair-as-rspca-races-to-scene-15944302/

Sticky keys:

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/orange-burglar-downloads-porn-during-break-in/2577057/

This week we chat about drugged up greyhounds, the wrong way to transport a mannequin and, as usual, we go off on a tangent about other things!

Drug Dog:

https://www.odt.co.nz/sport/racing/winning-greyhound-tested-positive-meth

Motorway Mannequin:

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-charming-mannequin-mistaken-for-body-rolled-up-in-carpet-on-motorway-12518465

This week on the show we talk about a "private cabin" on a flight, a very unusual name for a child and as always, we go off on some random tangents inbetween!

Unorthodox Name:

https://arynews.tv/man-names-his-newborn-son-department-of-statistical-communication/

Plane Protection:

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-positive-woman-self-isolates-in-plane-loo-for-five-hours-to-protect-other-passengers-and-posts-her-ordeal-on-tiktok-12506605

WE ARE BACK! After a short (9 month) break, we are back with new episodes every 2 weeks!

This week we catch you up on the last 9 months & discuss a 7 hour queue for a "bucket" & how Pokémon helped two criminals!

Popcorn Buckets:

https://nypost.com/2022/01/15/disney-fans-line-up-for-seven-hours-to-buy-figment-popcorn-buckets/

Robbermon Go!

https://news.sky.com/story/police-officers-fired-for-ignoring-la-robbery-in-progress-to-play-pokemon-go-12513520