**Good**
* Avenger: Endgame has already sold twice as many advanced tickets than Infinity War, The Last Jedi, Captain Marvel and Aquaman...combined!
**Bad**
* We had two nice retirement ceremonies last night, but they failed compare to this Italian soccer player who staged a Mafia Kidnapping complete with helicopter landing on the field in the middle of a game.
**Dumb**
* Another mascot in trouble...a woman is suing the Houston Astros for $1 million because Orbit fired a tee shirt cannon that ended up breaking her finger.