**Good **
* Genius man came up with a retirement plan we can all afford...instead of spending our days wasting away in a senior home, live it up at a Holiday Inn.
**Bad**
* The AAF embroiled in yet another off the field issue...now being sued by a guy named Robert Vanech who says he's entitled to 50% ownership because he had a handshake deal with Charlie Ebersol.
**Dumb**
* Smartmouth Beer has a new beer coming out...Saturday Morning IPA. Basically a beer brewed with house toasted marshmallows and cereal marshmallows; guarantees to set you back with nostalgia, on the couch, turning on the best cartoons for a Saturday morning.