For song on the spot this morning, Owen writes a STUPID song! Why? Because all morning long he has said everything is stupid, so let's see what he's got! -Jake
Michael decided to use his 15 seconds of fame to ask a girl named Laura out on a date. He thinks "she's beautiful" and wants to take her out on Valentine's Day to the Blake Shelton concert!
A girl gets KFC tattooed on the inside of her lip, an Indian child is suing his parents for conceiving him without his consent, and another woman beat her partner's BMW with a pole... Ha... -Jake
Carly's nephew, Van, recently was the runner-up at a regional spelling bee. Think you can spell these words?! Owen isn't even sure what some of these words are, and Kevin is a self-proclaimed spelling genius...ha -Jake