Waking Kitchen Nightmares

Luke and Hamish are joined by gay wrestling icon Effy to propose many MANY conspiracy theories about Le Bistro. Is Andy the chef Gordon' old friend? His truest enemy? Is the whole thing a PR exercise? Is the food GOOD?! And just how close to the water is this restaurant anyway?

This week Luke and Hamish are joined by Lottie Field to continue mining the rich vein of season 1. And they're rewarded with a premium freak out. But WHEN did it happen?! Is anything in this episode shown in the right order? Follow the pants!!!

They talk big hats, big emotions, and big IMDB deep dives.

This week Hamish and Luke take a look at Gordon's cameos in animated TV and Film. 

Is Gordon more believable as Gerald Oxley, Bolton Grammercy, or Baker Smurf? How do six different character designers interpret his forehead wrinkles? And is Gordon the first person to say Fuck on The Simpsons?!

*Fiddle Music Intensifies* This week the boys are joined by Conor Leech to discuss the VERY IRISH Finn McCool's. 

Luke and Conor drag Hamish for being a coloniser, explore the seedy rumours of planted Kitchen Nightmares participants, and discuss a facial hair style that is practically an episode unto itself.

This week, we are joined by actual Super Nanny Kathryn Higgins to discuss Super Nanny USA— a show just like Kitchen Nightmares, except instead of horrible restaurants, they fix horrible kids!

We discuss whether or not children should hold knives, how stationary can fix any family, and Jo Frost's unasseptable impression of a five year old walking!

For their 25th anniversary, Luke and Hamish are joined by writer extraordinaire Brydie Lee-Kennedy to discuss a film that caused both of them to scream aloud— Love's Kitchen. Or is it Loves Kitchen? In any case, it's the rom-com """""starring""""" Gordon Ramsay.

They get into the awkward chemistry, the awkward kid, the awkward subplots and a magic trifle made entirely of whipped cream.

This is a rom-com (fully available for free on youtube, in an official capacity) that you'll never forget.

The boys are checking back in to Hotel Hell with guest hotelier Jack Oliver Petch to discuss a true, unambiguous villain. 

They discuss basement pigs, a ruthless auctioneer, and whether or not it's ok for a room to stink of shit for four months.

The boys are coming home, and who better to welcome them, than Hamish's own brother! This week on the pod, Luke and Hamish look at Momma Cherri's, their first episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK— and the only episode ever where Gordon likes the food!

But is Gordon a racist? Can he moonwalk? And is it ok that he calls the restaurant a "fucking caravan of shit"??

This week, the boys are joined by Zach Barack, the STAR of Hamish's upcoming Netflix series DEADENDIA to discuss Cafe 36, the first boring episode of Kitchen Nightmares USA?!

 

But are the owners actually ghosts? Or children pretending to be grown ups? And did Gordon really ride that commuter train all the way from Chicago? We get to the bottom of it!

This week, Luke and Hamish are joined by their sister Chloe Godman to discuss sibling relationships, smoking vs. drinking, and how to seduce Gordon Ramsay.