Dear Listener,

What do you have going for you?

Are you naturally talented?

Are you tenacious?

Why not both?

With a nice, cold Hinano.

Good morning, Dear Listener.

Did you sleep in an intentional way last night?

No?

What's wrong with you?

Drink too much Hinano?

Or not enough?

Dear Listener.

Hope you woke with a lot of Thots.

Nonfiction reading can really improve your life.

So do that more.

While drinking Hinano.

You Beautiful Mess.

Dear Listener,

When was the last time you worked for an extended period of time at the edge of your ability?

WHEN!?

Do that more.

And drink more Hinano.

While playing basketball.

In the rain.

Deep sleeps to you, Dear Listener.

Hang out with us in the sunroom.

You deserve to bask.

Bask in our sultry voice.

While drinking Hinano.

Dear Listener,

We value you.

Do you value you?

Please do.

Drink Hinano.

WAKE UP.

Just get wild with it today.

Let everything hang out.

Just not your guts.

Those should stay inside.

Drink Hinano.

Dear Listener.

Take control of your city's government.

By patching potholes and picking up trash.

Or just do a coup.

Drink Hinano.

Dear Listener,

Please share your deepest trauma with the community.

Or else.

Drink Hinano.

Visit Kansas City, MO.

Better yet, live there.

And invest where you live.

If we can't provide for the least of us, who are we?