Gooooood morning! First, a quick life update.

First Fridays in Kansas City are great - go if you don't already.

Peter writes, did you know that?

Buy erotic art and drink Hinano.

Damn, today's a heavy one.

Liz is becoming a buff lady.

Your favorite couple gushes about the emotional experiences of human beings.

Millennial Men don't know shit about feelings.

Drink Hinano Tahiti.

Are you a morning lark or a night owl? 

Neither - Peter says it's all made up!

Make out with a witch.

Shop local while belligerently drunk on Hinano Tahiti - Tahiti's Beer.

Just a quick one for you today.

Talking about memento mori, so you know it's going to be upbeat and happy.

Liz talks about getting licensed.

Peter is stoked that anything under 40 is still considered "young".

Motivational Monday!

Gottman Cards are back and we dish on what we would change about ourselves.

Funny enough, we're working on it already!

Get on the horse with us. Drink Hinano Tahiti.

We feel good for once, fancy that!

Gottman questions coming at you again.

Peter is a dramatist. Liz is a painter. Look for our art in a multiverse near you.

Drink irresponsibly.

It's always a two Xanax night if you want to sleep well, right?

Your favorite couple considers life's greatest mystery - am I a cat?

Learn answers to these primordial questions and more in today's episode.

Get belligerently drunk on Hinano Tahiti.

Sometimes you just wake up at 6:30 a.m. and can't go to sleep.

Sometimes your partner wakes you up against your will before the sun.

Today is one of those days.

For Liz.

Hear her talk about how dissatisfied she is with this situation.

Who's up? Your favorite couple.

We've got a special surprise.

Listen to learn what that surprise is, as well as our thoughts on accosting our neighbors.

Start a militia while drinking Hinano Tahiti(TM).

You can find wisdom anywhere.

Today your favorite couple talks about how their perspective has changed during the last two years.

Peter monologues more than Liz.

Drink Hinano. Return to nature.