Waking Up Woke

The guys discuss how stupid elementary school graduations are, break down the complicated hierarchy of candy types, and a would you rather: Prison for 3 months OR prison until you solve a Rubix cube

The guys discuss how many of them it would take to beat Lebron, how shitty speak easies are, FMK snacks addition, and wrap it up with a detailed discussion on the complex hierarchy of chips

The guys break down why they are both down bad this week, we do a fuck-marry-kill with your favorite types of food, and explain our top 5 appetizers to order at a restaurant

This week the guys shit on old people, babies, and SNL, do a segment of would you rather, and discus how many apples you could eat in one sitting

This week the guys discuss their super powers, talk about who is down bad this week, and a would you rather live with no heat or no AC

This week the guys discuss the coming attack by the swarm of cicadas, the Paul/Askren fight, and having to give a sideshow on all the people you’ve slept with

This week we have Griffy Guwop as our first ever guest to talk about his debut album Cristal Farley. We also pick his brain on some very interesting would you rathers #podcast #CristalFarley #StayWoke

Cyrus breaks down in DETAIL what his platform would be and how he plans on perfecting the planet by becoming the dictator of the world. We also talk our top 5 chain restaurants to keep it light.

We talk how life has been to easy for us and we need to up the difficulty, break down our strategy to survive in prison, and discuss how Isaiah would quickly climb the latter of the illegal drug industry

The guys open with how Cyrus almost got killed by a women at the grocery store, get into our thoughts on some hot movie debates, and finish off with a shit list and an argument on what type of dictator Cyrus would be(Spoiler: a very good one)