This is another entry in the "I can't believe no one has done this already" category.

Also in the "I can't believe I haven't thought of this before" category.

And of course, the standard "wow this is stupid" category.

Music: Max C. Freedman and James E. Myers

Words, guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

Helpful help: Niamh Bagnell

From my upcoming FORTIETH album, "Emotional Support Hamster."

Have a look at www.stevegoodie.com why dontcha?