Walk Out Boys Podcast

Beloved (presumably) 1990s thriller Flatliners has been rebooted for a new generation! It's got all the things you loved (we assume) from the first one: flatlining! Kiefer Sutherland! Raves? Who knows! Ellen Page stars as a renegade medical student obsessed with stopping her heart so she gain the ability to play the piano, bake bread, and rave! Did we mention rave? So many raves! But does flatlining have a dark consequence? We literally don't know! We only saw half the film!

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After weeks of anticipation and critical panning, The Emoji Movie finally arrives in little ole New Zealand. Was it worth the wait? Probably not if you were hoping for nice animation, fun, adventure, or jokes. In the second half Nic and Joe fill in the gaps of some of the obvious Apps the film should have visited and come up with about 30 Emoji-based jokes that are better than the ones they saw in the first half (obviously apart from Patrick Stewart as the shit).

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Stephen King's gigantic, beloved fantasy saga THE DARK TOWER is brought to life in this short and utterly baffling movie! Idris Elba plays the gunslinger, a man who loved guns just as much as he hates the Man In Black. Matthew McConaughey plays the Man In Black, who hates the gun slinger just as much as he loves shooting kid brains at a weird tower so that it's protective umbrella will fall. Also there's a kid from New York with a dead dad and a dimensional portal run on a dial up modem and a demon made out of wood chips.

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The boys saw half of Luc Besson's epic silly space opera and made up the rest. Valerian, a jerk space cop in a Hawaiian shirt and his partner Lauraline, a jerk space cop in a bikini race to save the city of a thousand planets from...something? Possibly from filling up with soup. Cara Delevingne learns some secrets from a jellyfish's butt. Nobody likes their job. Everyone is confused.

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Atomic Blonde: After a trip to the depths of the South Island to pointlessly record Alive and Cromwell Live in Cromwell the boys are back in the saddle, seeing half of ATOMIC BLONDE! Charlize Theron plays Lorraine...uh...Blonde(??): an ass-kicking, vodka drinking, cold bath-taking, girl kissing super spy who's been sent to Berlin to find a watch and throw away every hose she finds. The big question though: is honey a drink? A very loose episode from two Walk Out Boys who maybe did not pay as much attention to this movie as they should have.

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We saw half of the third Planet Of The Apes flick and boy did we love it. It's got everything: grizzled old men, grizzled old apes, little girls who don't speak, and lots of war! In the second half we uncover who the real enemy of the franchise is (hint: it's horses) and an old friend arrives just in time to save the day. Plus our hero James Cromwell is currently serving symbolic jail time! God speed Jamie, stay alive and Cromwell.

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Lightening McQueen and the other cars are back to tackle the kid-friendly issue of impending retirement! We answer some of the long-puzzled over questions of the Cars cinematic universe like: What is inside a Car? Which is the most oppressed Car minority? And Is there a Car God? In the second half the cars encounter a tear in the fabric of reality that leads to a horrifying discovery and another brave Pixar Art House ending. Also out in the real world our good friend James Cromwell has been sentenced to a week in jail! Godspeed in there James Cromwell, please stay #aliveandcromwell

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The boys saw half of the new Transformers movie. What is it about? Who's to say? How long is it? Very long! Who is in it? Anthony Hopkins and a thousand reprehensible horrible sexist robots who refuse to even transform and somehow can make baby transformers now?? Who knows. A very silly episode about a very silly podcast. Sponsored by a bee keeper.

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It's the mummy reboot the world has presumably been crying out for! This summer blockbuster has everything: a mummy, Nick from New Girl, Tom Cruise as Nick not from New Girl, half of Russell Crowe's face, and of course...a fresh batch of messed up kids from Miss Peregrine's school for messed up children.

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The story of King Arthur you know and love, now with giant elephants and octopus women! Guy Ritchie's paws are all over this film, as are the paws of giant wolves, the wings of giant bats, and the scales of giant snakes. And that's just the first half before it all really goes off the rails and slides into a multidimensional clusterfuck that can only be saved by something big (but not too big).

Trailer: Boners of The Heart

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