“I’M OOOOOOOLD!” Vulture takes flight as the unexpected Big Bad of the season, complete with Tablet of Time lifeforce-sucking technology and a vendetta against hip youths. But we’re more invested in the adorable romance of Flash and Debra, and discuss (yet again) Peter’s extremely flawed approach at courting women. He’s learning! Sort of!

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It’s all about kidnapped ladies and de-aged babies in the conclusion of this chaotic two-parter! Peter learns the truth about his doomed romance, Kingpin learns a hard lesson in managing his work-life balance, and Silvermane learns to be careful what you wish for -- at least when it comes to an ancient science-magic artifact pilfered from its home country. Plus, we explore the ramifications of the most important line in the history of all media: “I don’t breathe.”

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There’s a lot of “yikes” to be had in the first of this utterly chaotic two-parter! A Mesoamerican artifact is stolen (er… “discovered”) from another civilization and brought to New York, and both Kingpin and Silvermane want to get their hands on it. Somehow, this results in a ridiculous number of kidnapped women. We explore this episode’s complicated depiction of other cultures, dizzying plot turns, and weirdly-constructed mysteries. Also, hey, maybe rich people are just… bad?

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Every piece of the Neogenic Nightmare arc collides in this jam-packed episode! Morbius takes his playbook from the Lizard and wants to turn everyone into a vampire, Detective Lee and Blade are a-kissin’, multiple women faint, and Spidey kind of screws up everything he touches, in full Peter Parker fashion. At least Man-Bat-Morbius looks cool!

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Did you know Spider-Man: The Animated Series played a major role in the superhero movie boom, the MCU, and the current state of film today? It’s all thanks to this episode! Blade comes to town to take care of Morbius, and this first attempt to adapt and reinvent the vampire hunter and his gothic gadgets is deeply entangled with the Blade film, which in turn sparked Marvel’s eventual revival. Arm your garlic gas bombs for this unexpectedly seminal episode!

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Man-Spider’s here, and he brings some of the best animation of the show along with him! He also weirdly brings a team-up between The Punisher and Kraven the Hunter, but hey, we’re not complaining. We debate how much Peter is in control of Man-Spider, explore how elegantly this episode weaves in the ongoing threads and characters, and purport that Dr. Mariah Crawford is both a total BAMF and the actual hero of this story.

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How do you handle the dude known for killing people when he’s on a kids’ show where people don’t get killed? We tackle this fascinating, fun take on the Punisher, his boyfriend, and his “battle van”, while Spider-Man tackles living his life with four additional arms AND stopping Morbius. Spidey’s got his hands full this time -- and man, does he have a lot of hands.

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“I vant to absorb your plasma!” Michael Morbius learns the pitfalls of being an overachiever when his sciencing turns him into a nightmare for anyone with trypophobia -- a living vampire with an assortment of asymmetrical clenching holes on his hands! Meanwhile, a very aggro Spidey deals with his own body horror nightmare, and we’re just generally grossed out by everything.

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The Spider-Man/X-Men 90s crossover concludes in an immensely jam-packed and cartoonishly bonkers episode! We try desperately to keep up as multiple heroes hang on to multiple other heroes above a vat of bubbling green poison, Hobgoblin blows up everything everywhere, and it somehow culminates in a kaiju battle where the X-Men who aren’t Wolverine and Beast get maybe five lines total. There are still some heavy themes in this one, but...there is a lot happening here.

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The two animated Marvel behemoths of the 90s clash in part one of the Spider-Man/X-Men crossover! Spidey’s search for a mutation cure gets him embroiled in an anti-mutant conspiracy involving Hobgoblin (ugh), a ton of Beast (yay!), and Wolverine’s desperate search for his kidnapped boyfriend (aww). We dig into interesting history from the most iconic X-Men cartoon, discuss the heavy themes the X-Men bring into Spider-Man’s world, and get baffled by who Peter’s xenophobic friend Cecily is.

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