You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese
• A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release
• FL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wife
• Your Walmart Is Locking Up...Meat
• FL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive Mom’s Milk
• FL Man Offers Police Booze During Car Chase
• Mohamed Adan Mohamed Was Busted For Planning A "Mass Casualty Event"
• FL Postal Worker Arrested on DUI Charge After Drinking Vodka at House Party on Delivery Route
• Guy Busted For Trying to Set One of His Co-Workers on Fire With a Makeshift Lysol Flamethrower
• Florida Man Caught Alligator in a Trash Can
• You Can "Trick" Google A.I. Into Thinking Your B.S. Is a Wise Saying
• The Manager of a Sonic Gave Weed Gummies to an Underage Coworker
• The Latest "Serious Health Risk" – Paper Receipts
• Woodpecker Damages Dozens Of Cars Due To High Testosterone
• New NYC 'Scratch ‘n’ Sniff' Ad Lets You Stop & Smell Armpits on the Street
• Stuff Of Nightmares–Snake Lands in Woman's Margarita at Virginia Restaurant
• Drug Dealer Hides Weed in Plastic Eggs as Easter Promo & Kid Finds One
• Guy in His Underwear Is Standing on Street Corners Around the World to Raise Cash for an Engagement Ring
• Woman Strips & Poops On Seat During Southwest Airlines Flight
• Wanted: DOG Sniffer–An Intern To Smell Doggy Breath
• Geriatric RAGE: 88-y/o fl Woman Arrested After Hitting 77-y/o Woman On Mobility Scooter With Her SUV

You'll also get the rundown on the current events with a stupid spin & find out the winners of the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!


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