Don't miss the "Dingaling Brothers Circus" at Meyer Theater this weekend. More info HERE.

A White House teleprompter operator allegedly turned his job into the easiest insider-trading scheme imaginable. According to federal investigators, Gabriel Perez, who's been running Trump's teleprompter since 2016 and often sees the final speech drafts, including last-minute edits, allegedly bet on Kalshi's "Mentions" markets, where people wager on whether certain words or topics will be said during a speech. Investigators believe he placed bets on more than a dozen speeches and made over $100,000 before Kalshi's own fraud detection noticed the suspicious pattern and reported it to regulators. He even allegedly adjusted or backed out of bets mid-speech when Trump went off script. He's now on unpaid leave and reportedly in settlement talks with federal regulators. For cheating the system in the most obvious way, Perez should feel shame, shame, shame.

Brown County Sheriff’s Investigator Brain Slinger and West De Pere teacher Nicole Firestein are taking on the Anvil Ultra-Tri on Washington Island, a 36-hour nonstop race of swimming, cycling and running not just for the challenge, but for a cause. They’re raising money and awareness for Golden House, helping support survivors of domestic abuse. Two athletes, one incredible test of endurance, and a reminder that sometimes the biggest victories happen when we use our own strength to lift others up.

Jimothy, a lil raccoon with a spine deformity, has inspired a mural, tattoos and donations to food banks. Learn about Jimothy and hear the 10 reasons we'd all like to be a little more like Jimothy.

July 11th – City of Baraboo 
At the Sauk County Fair a drunk woman was yelling at fair staff about the rides being too short. When she was told to leave, she was yelling that she was "going to call ICE on everyone at the fair."  

July 12th - City of Horicon 
A Police Squad car was rear ended by another vehicle. That of course equals an OWI 

July 13th - City of Beloit 
(Did it happen at a Walmart) ... Yes
A man accidentally left some money at the self-checkout. When he returned minutes later, half of it was gone 

July 14th - City of Eau Claire 
A man arrived at a hotel in a hospital gown, carrying a bottle of Vodka, and was attempting to check into a room. Police checked with hospitals, no one was missing a patient, so no clue about the hospital gown.

I mean, I totally understand the hospital gown. It was hot as flip last week. I'd be airing it all out too if I had one of those bad boys. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave!

Mike Tyson presented an award to Shohei Ohtani at the ESPY's. You don't need to know much to be a presenter. You read off cue cards and then open an envelope. Tyson said hold my beer when he was audiably surprised finding out Shohei is a MAN. Dude thought he was a girl... even though he was presenting "best men's single-game performance." 
Look, I get it... I don't pay attention every detail when I'm bored or checked out, but literally not knowing what you're awarding in next level. Did Tyson even know where he was that night? For not knowing Shohei Ohtani, one of the hottest most popular baseball players in 2026, Tyson should feel shame, shame, shame.

Now hear us out, there are reasons you might actually enjoy getting explosive diarrhea. In fact, I know you're shocked, but there are 10 reasons.

Usually when you hit someone with your car, you apologize. This person decided to flip the bird and that's why they're our Weenie Of The Week!

Celebrate World Snake Day at 1000 Islands Environmental Center tomorrow! Details HERE