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De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

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This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

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https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com

A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com

A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com

Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com

Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com
System: WH40K Wrath & Glory

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Creators & Guests

• ZoranTheWizard - Guest
• Thurston Hillman - Host
• SpeakerD - Guest
• Earndil - Guest
• HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest

Click here to view the episode transcript.

This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need.

Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/