Sorry for the late upload — life has been lifing. This week, we were in full Super Bowl mode and, for once, we truly weren’t disappointed. We also get into the very real rumor (??) of Louis Vuitton being sold at Costco, because what is the timeline anymore?

Then we recap John’s birthday dinner, and he’s officially decided he’s done doing birthday dinners forever (RIP to the tradition). John also has a hilarious gym run-in with one of the Heated Rivalry stars and asks for advice on how to approach him next time without making it weird (impossible).

After that, John goes to a private club and allegedly spots Britney Spears… spoiler: it’s not her. We also recap the iconic Cher moment at the Grammys, because she stays legendary.

We close out with the emotional chaos of modern dating — when you don’t get a text back for days and suddenly you’re spiraling. And finally: Sika pitches a new Odo Social concept — a Bachelor-style event where John is the bachelor. What could possibly go wrong?