Baby It's Cold Outside isn't about rape, but this song is! This is what it would sound like if Gunter Grass never read Kafka but instead became the drummer for the Zombies. The Preacher Men talk about the virtues of Baby It's Cold Outside vs. broccoli, was Mary always a virgin? Preacher don't tell me how to live my life! Hess hates the "dash" poem and so should you. Get Christmas right so you get the Eucharist right! Good job science, now Sophia Vegera's embryos are suing her. The Jedi are wusses. Puritans ban Christmas.