This week on Washed Up, we discuss the news from March 30, 2025, to April 6, including: IN A MAJOR SWITCH UP (and arguably the greatest trade deal in American history), Elon #Musk is reportedly leaving DOGE/the Trump administration, while Abby is moving to DC to be Washed Up in Washington. The #HandsOff protests nationwide, ongoing disunity in message among the #Democrats, plus possible rising (and falling) stars within the Democrat party: #AOC for 2028? Perhaps Jon Ossoff or Jake Auchincloss? The inanity of #Kamala Harris, who may run for California Governor, in case Newsom is planning a run for President. On our Bury the Lede segment: Abby on cellphone bans in schools and Colin on people using mental illness as a justification for bad behavior. Then, the irony of Trump’s “Liberation Day” #tariffs, which cause the stock market to #crashout. Could a looming recession have a silver lining? Celebrities like Chappell Roan trigger Abby’s distaste for selective political activism, and Colin’s dislike of entitlement. All opinions expressed are our own, and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation, past or present.