Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 130 - world record for most jumping jacks underwater

    In this episode, wild rice, which drugs are evil, and the circus.


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - how long can you put your hand in the microwave for

    00:02:56 - when your limb feels like thousands of ants

    00:04:53 - henry is being cheeky again

    00:06:01 - jerry from hr

    00:08:11 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:18 - the ostrich

    00:10:42 - trapeze

    00:13:02 - how big are elephant

    00:15:26 - circus peanuts

    00:17:27 - artisan caviar

    00:21:38 - merriam

    00:22:58 - wild rice

    00:25:16 - free rice

    00:28:49 - how many degrees it takes to boil a water

    00:30:26 - white or brown rice or maybe even spanish rice

    00:32:38 - wood is good

    00:33:56 - the pull of shohei ohtani

    00:35:01 - the most famous japanese person

    00:36:36 - mario vs shohei ohtani

    00:38:26 - watching formula 1 in person

    00:40:13 - unknown scran

    00:41:23 - bilt rewards

    00:43:51 - which drugs are evil

    00:45:47 - new elements

    00:47:55 - weed makes you lazy

    00:48:52 - the prohibitionists were right

    00:50:36 - the boy in the striped pajamas

    00:54:31 - stupid art

    00:57:03 - what do we do with the island

    00:58:32 - henry wants to start a farm

    01:00:27 - how much corn is a popcorn

    01:02:06 - henry's fish of the week

    01:05:22 - the whatever podcast

    01:08:38 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:10:53 - the music year in review

    01:14:44 - henry's grandma is like rouge the bat

    01:16:39 - knuckles

    01:17:58 - world records

    01:20:28 - the world record for most world records

    01:28:20 - we invent a new world record category

    01:31:34 - thanks for tuning in

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 129 - the beauty of the french horn

    In this episode, the most beautiful instrument, wallets, and the science of tires.


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the yolo swag god

    00:01:16 - the wheel chair stall

    00:02:29 - henry checks his email on the toilet

    00:05:57 - welcome back to the show

    00:06:28 - we should get a cow

    00:10:00 - jackson went to a vegan hair salon

    00:16:45 - what else is going on

    00:17:09 - white people invented most of the instruments

    00:18:48 - henry played the flute

    00:20:40 - the lute

    00:22:09 - the mechanical failure of amtrak

    00:23:22 - what is the most beautiful instrument

    00:33:59 - the harp

    00:35:07 - electric violin

    00:36:36 - what instrument is the best shape

    00:38:28 - cooper tires

    00:41:41 - driving in the wet

    00:44:38 - super mario galaxy movie

    00:49:19 - jackin it

    00:50:30 - jackson watched a documentary about palestine

    00:55:20 - the life of tony hawk

    00:57:46 - henry recinds his wink

    00:59:23 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:03:32 - henry's fish of the week

    01:05:49 - tall is hard to make

    01:08:04 - the map

    01:11:14 - caves

    01:13:34 - the moon is computers

    01:15:05 - rfid protection is a scam

    01:18:12 - walletopia

    01:19:00 - trisha paytas

    01:19:51 - we're gonna have beef

    01:21:21 - jackson has messed up teeth

    01:22:36 - fire wizards

    01:25:02 - how to climb the catholic ladder

    01:28:39 - god made evil but also philly cheesesteaks

    01:29:48 - the legendary gamers of the past

    01:33:07 - jackson is not important

    01:36:42 - thanks for tuning in

    1 hr 38 min
  • EP 128 - eating tide pods at thanksgiving (ft. sam & zach)

    In this episode, doing laundry, silksong (again), and what we are thankful for.


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - issuing zach an apology

    00:01:11 - issuing sam an apology

    00:02:34 - bullying your kids is a good idea

    00:03:40 - sam is studying south america

    00:05:16 - windy cities

    00:06:34 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:14 - the game awards

    00:09:11 - harvest moon vs stardew valley

    00:11:23 - webfishing is no longer

    00:12:49 - real fishing

    00:14:34 - henry's super hilarious interaction that is so funny

    00:16:49 - tattoos in other languages

    00:18:54 - hump day

    00:19:48 - lost and found

    00:23:52 - dryer balls

    00:28:14 - tide pods

    00:35:27 - zach wants to talk about something

    00:37:14 - breaking bad

    00:38:14 - rock candy at kalahari

    00:40:25 - sam's record setting gpu cooling technique

    00:46:58 - steam machine

    00:49:57 - is hollow knight a switch game or a pc game

    00:54:30 - five guys crest

    00:56:27 - henry's fish of the week

    00:59:58 - did our guests bring anything to show and tell

    01:02:12 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:04:44 - zach presents his obscure game

    01:09:27 - the cape physics guy

    01:10:37 - zach asks jackson a question

    01:14:38 - file_name-final_FINAL_2

    01:16:33 - jim carrey

    01:17:55 - shadow the hedgehog

    01:19:03 - henry is a cry baby

    01:20:54 - a complete history of brazilian jiu-jitsu

    01:23:02 - rapper's real names

    01:24:41 - the bait and switch marketing strategy

    01:26:27 - posthumous releases

    01:27:57 - zach's dad keeps sending him ai cat videos

    01:30:23 - ai use in school

    01:31:13 - what are we thankful for

    01:36:28 - the lord makes his decree

    01:42:20 - thanks for tuning in

    1 hr 47 min
  • EP 127 - the legend of the fire wizard

    In this episode, moon rocks, bringing the club back, and what our 2026 will look like.


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry is going

    00:00:45 - jackson brings us back

    00:01:17 - no one draws cool stuff

    00:02:57 - the valedictorian

    00:05:30 - henry wants ryan reynolds

    00:06:35 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:03 - being in a movie is hard

    00:09:14 - ninosbuildings

    00:11:48 - real job or fake job or ____ job

    00:13:18 - network = networth

    00:14:52 - explain tetris

    00:17:50 - college people

    00:20:09 - jackson's year of kindness is over

    00:22:27 - jackson's year of earnesty has just begun

    00:23:34 - henry's year of air guitar shredding has just begun

    00:25:33 - henry's year of curiosity has just begun

    00:27:15 - henry's year of me has just begun

    00:28:45 - jackson's bringing cancer back

    00:31:55 - henry's year of solidarity has just begun

    00:32:46 - everyone gets a favorite word

    00:34:32 - we gotta bring the club back

    00:36:34 - geography

    00:37:26 - what does earnesty mean to jackson

    00:39:52 - americans don't know geography

    00:46:45 - henry had curry for breakfast this morning

    00:48:24 - henry wants to go to the taste of punjab

    00:49:39 - solving the water crisis

    00:51:08 - the reserve currency

    00:52:49 - moon rocks

    00:54:11 - zohran for president

    00:56:54 - jackson is gunnin for the nobel peace prize

    00:58:49 - asian names

    01:01:19 - henry's fish of the week

    01:05:45 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:06:41 - the senate

    01:08:32 - cincinnati

    01:09:55 - cars in europe

    01:10:45 - route 66

    01:16:20 - henry's youtube recommended is bad

    01:17:24 - the steam machine

    01:24:33 - the marques brownlee autofocus opinion

    01:28:08 - always lock your car

    01:30:21 - henry is afraid of his childhood basement

    01:32:25 - thanks for tuning in

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 126 - infinite cookie box

    In this episode, Labubus, our love of underwear, and the true value of cookies.


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson's heating is still broken

    00:03:38 - the labubu craze

    00:06:05 - human blood labubu

    00:07:16 - rare blood

    00:09:39 - jackson got the microchip

    00:11:37 - welcome back to the show

    00:13:20 - cool old people

    00:14:28 - mario is a household name

    00:15:20 - frank ocean sells rings

    00:17:06 - items that have effects

    00:18:12 - spy technology

    00:19:29 - johnny english

    00:20:45 - the boy and the heron

    00:23:13 - cardinals

    00:25:43 - jackson loves underwear

    00:28:23 - big t shirt no panties

    00:31:05 - slippers

    00:32:57 - socks with or without climbing shoes

    00:36:21 - the weekly earthbound segment

    00:37:52 - jackson understands labubu

    00:40:09 - pele's halloween costume

    00:40:51 - no one wants to be mario

    00:41:53 - shy guy gets a game

    00:44:07 - henry's smelly shoes

    00:45:15 - linkedin vs other social media

    00:52:44 - evil labubu

    00:53:26 - 100 thieves cashapp trojan horse gaming pc labubu

    00:56:05 - turbo charged golf carts

    00:58:42 - henry's fish of the week

    01:00:47 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:02:08 - what kind of underwear do you wear

    01:05:42 - girl underwear

    01:07:28 - nipple pierced bra

    01:11:06 - piercings

    01:14:39 - most objectionable tattoo you would do

    01:20:35 - the sistine chapel

    01:22:11 - the mcdonalds jingle

    01:26:34 - jackson voted

    01:31:58 - infinite cookie box

    01:37:24 - thanks for tuning in

    1 hr 40 min
  • EP 125 - it is soooo cold

    In this episode, Jackson is so cold, Planet Dojo, and Silksong.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the christmas edge

    00:02:22 - god doesn't give us anything

    00:04:58 - henry isn't allowed to smile

    00:06:03 - jackson is wearing gloves inside

    00:09:26 - a slutty halloween

    00:11:22 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:37 - people are the same everywhere

    00:13:55 - averi the food robot

    00:15:20 - jackson is disabled

    00:16:48 - how to make a cold box a warm box

    00:19:16 - the most recent mr beast video

    00:21:00 - everyone who has ever lived has died

    00:22:00 - william howard taft was the world's largest man

    00:23:08 - the life of a tsumo wrestler

    00:25:11 - planet dojo

    00:26:41 - spirits don't like salt

    00:29:40 - can't have sh!t in philadelphia

    00:31:26 - jackson thinks tv is evil

    00:35:20 - tyler

    00:37:32 - jackson is done with the year of kindness

    00:39:35 - henry has had many jobs

    00:41:06 - you're a burger king

    00:42:53 - henry wants to talk about silksong

    00:52:07 - zelda

    00:53:08 - mitochondria

    00:54:21 - jackson is being very unkind

    00:55:36 - hollow knight vs silksong

    00:58:03 - benjamin netanyahu

    01:00:52 - nintendo been puttin out stinkers

    01:02:01 - jackson has a curved tv

    01:04:27 - henry wants to talk about kirby air riders

    01:07:43 - having a wife that you hate

    01:11:10 - we are who we are

    01:14:20 - henry's fish of the week

    01:16:39 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:18:38 - we live in a scary world

    01:20:13 - getting tan

    01:21:55 - the year of vengeance

    01:23:49 - the boys get a cow

    01:25:03 - henry's unfortunate amazon locker situation

    01:27:51 - the oven has been fixed

    01:29:14 - jackson worked at a data center

    01:30:49 - fire can be fire on water

    01:31:56 - blue chew

    01:32:42 - the wheelchair stall

    01:37:10 - we're all the same

    01:38:17 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 40 min
  • EP 124 - getting vanquished

    In this episode, the act of vanquishing, candy corn, and creepy pastas.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - vanquishing

    00:03:59 - jackson wants to vanquish henry

    00:05:35 - the earthspirit

    00:07:18 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:32 - spookly the square pumpkin

    00:09:46 - rick astley is alive

    00:11:41 - the united states is alive

    00:14:03 - jackson is in the dark

    00:14:57 - henry is a bot

    00:16:05 - they're never getting to nancy

    00:17:12 - they stole the crown jewels

    00:18:32 - the gold standard is coming back

    00:19:40 - swiss banks

    00:21:02 - reese's shapes

    00:23:10 - candy corn

    00:26:14 - pumpkin shaped candy corn

    00:27:28 - the native americans got vanquished

    00:28:49 - candy corn gambling

    00:30:22 - henry, the alchemist, and glyphs

    00:35:40 - fahrenheit 451

    00:37:24 - update on jackson's raccoon situation

    00:40:49 - taste of punjab

    00:42:04 - premium gas

    00:44:33 - upper middle class mr beast

    00:46:16 - taking all the drugs at the same time

    00:49:22 - fent is bad

    00:51:03 - do you eat food off the ground

    00:53:20 - eating food out of a trash can

    00:55:21 - spam mail

    00:58:15 - worms

    01:01:51 - henry's fish of the week

    01:06:31 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:08:03 - rick

    01:09:05 - conspiracytheories

    01:11:19 - dateline nbc

    01:13:50 - tom llamas

    01:15:08 - a deep dive into doug bowser's employment history

    01:23:51 - venus flytrap creepy pasta

    01:28:11 - supernatural experiences

    01:30:22 - siren head

    01:34:03 - slenderman

    01:35:43 - grandmaster flash

    01:36:58 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 38 min
  • EP 123 - this is the greatest video game of all time

    In this episode, the boys discuss their favorite video games of all time.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - we are releasing the list

    00:01:08 - copper

    00:02:35 - what does henry know about syria

    00:04:13 - potatoes

    00:07:03 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:53 - how many people are 7 feet tall

    00:09:42 - laying down the rules

    00:12:48 - henry gets so honest for jackson

    00:14:55 - henry's number 10, marvel's spider man 2

    00:19:01 - jackson's number 10, earthbound

    00:26:30 - henry's number 9, earthbound

    00:30:44 - is your list diverse

    00:32:18 - jackson's number 9, paper mario: the thousand year door

    00:39:55 - why not any of the other marios

    00:41:29 - henry's number 8, death road to canada

    00:46:45 - jackson's number 8, undertale

    00:50:27 - henry's number 7, baldur's gate 3

    00:55:40 - jackson's number 7, hollow knight

    01:01:20 - henry's number 6, donkey kong country returns

    01:07:48 - jackson's number 6, portal 2

    01:12:41 - henry's number 5, valorant

    01:19:47 - jackson's number 5, the last of us: part 2

    01:26:01 - henry's number 4, super smash bros ultimate

    01:29:47 - jackson's number 4, baldur's gate 3

    01:31:58 - henry's number 3, the legend of zelda: breath of the wild

    01:36:03 - jackson's number 3, minecraft

    01:39:00 - henry's number 2, minecraft

    01:42:44 - jackson's number 2, celeste

    01:47:17 - henry's number 1, pikmin 3

    01:53:44 - jackson's number 1, the legend of zelda: majora's mask

    02:01:02 - henry's honorable mentions

    02:03:15 - jackson's honorable mentions

    02:08:47 - jackson's pretty poem

    02:09:27 - henry's fish of the week

    02:10:50 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    2 hr 12 min
  • EP 122 - taylor swift switched up

    In this episode, the great shape debate, Taylor Swift falls off, and Jackson pens his most beautiful poem yet.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - what is the best shape to eat

    00:02:32 - auntie anne's

    00:03:44 - cylinder vs circle vs sphere

    00:09:57 - henry doesn't think jackson has a voluptous behind

    00:12:06 - skinny jeans

    00:13:53 - welcome back to the show

    00:14:27 - toyota took truck month from us

    00:18:25 - skydoesminecraft vs british people

    00:20:36 - a monkey has never asked a question

    00:24:40 - cheating on your s/o is a lot of fun

    00:29:51 - multipersonality disorder

    00:32:06 - conjoined twins

    00:34:12 - jackson is an emotional terrorist

    00:35:39 - henry wants to be friends with gavin newsom

    00:37:17 - henry has beef with glass blocks

    00:38:48 - we should open a chinese restaurant

    00:39:46 - jackson hasn't traveled outside the country

    00:40:59 - the boys don't really wanna go to india

    00:42:01 - does india have a waffle house

    00:47:13 - timely demise

    00:48:47 - bruno mars is a serial gambler

    00:49:42 - taylor swiff new album drama time

    00:54:48 - a moment of reset

    00:56:19 - trad wife coded themes

    00:58:35 - we're in the middle of a pop revolution

    01:02:14 - the charli xcx diss

    01:09:21 - betrayal

    01:13:43 - the (not so) life of a showgirl

    01:14:52 - the haters gonna hate

    01:16:45 - mass appeal and grandiosity

    01:19:02 - ai is gross and this sucks

    01:20:44 - greg the cashapp sheep

    01:22:10 - henry's favorite bit of all time

    01:24:16 - henry's fish of the week

    01:27:31 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:36:45 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 38 min

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