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Let's start drinking. This week Jimmy and Branden cover a range of topics before getting to the Real Deal, including:
- Dziadzia (jaja) vs. The Train
- Becoming a gymnastics expert
- Watching curling at a biker bar
- Desexualizing potatoes and rabbits
- Are royals racist? (hint: probably)
- Happy birthday Chuck Norris, I guess
- Matthew McConaughey is probably maybe kinda not thinking about running for Texas Governor
- Taco Bell brings back potatoes
Join us on the Real Deal #8 as we discuss minimalism and more.
Jimmy and Branden start by talking about codeswitching and then get into crazy things we've seen happen in our day-to-day life.
Branden: Against the Grain A Beer Super American Premium Lager
Jimmy: Triton Brewing Co. Peanut Butter Milk Stout
Content Advisory: Explicit language, alcohol
Jimmy and Branden begin drinking a start talking about what's going on in the world...eventually. This week, we cover:
- Uncle Moe
- Catholic art critiques
- Sexual awakenings due to 90s TV shows
- The Pope goes to Iraq
- Why you should probably avoid Texas for a while
- WWE personalities running for office
- Branden's Tik Tok alorgorithms
- and why Twitter is getting even worse
Keep listening to Real Deal #7 as we talk about some of the weirdest things we've seen happen in public.
Content Advisory: explicit language, graphic language (injury)
This week, Branden, Jimmy, and Dr. Chloe discuss education and their experiences with the education system.
Branden: Lexington Brewing Co. Mammoth White Ale
Jimmy: Indiana City Brewing Co. Bramble Fruit Fruited Berliner Weisse
Dr. Chloe: Lexington Brewing Co. Kentucky Maple Barrel Stout
Content Advisory: explicit language, alcohol
Branden and Jimmy are joined by special guest, Dr. Professor Mrs. Chloe Math Urbanski Wawrzinak (Branden's wife).
Join us this week as she tolerates us, and we share our thoughts on several topics and news stories, including:
- One of Jimmy's dog helping adventures
- Lady Gaga's dognapping
- University of Michigan's library spiders
- Young Branden's years as an outlaw and a "hacker"
- College students trying, and failing, to change their grades
- Shameless and lazy attempts at getting sponsors
- Making our own costumes
- Hasbro taking the gender roles out of potatoes
- A California School Board trashing parents live, on accident
Content Advisory: explicit language
Note: This episode was originally recorded during the summer of 2020. We're releasing it here due to audio issues after recording Happy Hour #5. The poor sound quality is an issue we have since fixed.
Branden takes a tumble...then we discuss our first cars, car accidents, and a race to retrieve black slacks.
Branden: Social Club Seltzer Old Fashioned
Jimmy: DuClaw Brewing Co. Sour Me Unicorn Farts
Content Advisory: explicit language, alcohol
Jimmy and Branden start drinking and talking about what's going on in the world, including:
- What Jimmy knows about hollandaise sauce, show tunes, and chili con carne
- The best vacation spots in Cancun, according to Ted Cruz
- Gun rights
- Why Jimmy's going to hell because of a bad chicken sandwich
- The Minor League Baseball shuffle, and more!
Listen to The Real Deal #5 (a throwback episode from our Summer 2020 vault) as we talk about our first cars and more.
(Note: We did encounter some audio issues during the recording of this episode. We're working on addressing these problems, so they do not happen again. Thanks for sticking through it and still listening!)
Content Advisory: explicit language
Jimmy and Branden talk about foods they don't like, plant-based alternatives, and sauce.
Branden: West Sixth Brewing Pay It Forward Cocoa Porter
Jimmy: Indiana City Brewing Co. Shadow Boxer Oatmeal Stout
Content Advisory: explicit language, alcohol
Did Jimmy's co-worker meet an angel? Find out as we start drinking and discussing what's going on in the world during this week's Happy Hour. Join us and you'll also hear our thoughts on:
- Trump's second impeachment trial
- Pepsico finally says goodbye to Aunt Jemima
- The Gorilla Glue Girl
- Who is Armie Hammer?
- Why Branden doesn't know how many cups are in a quart
- Meeting ex-Governor of Indiana, Mitch Daniels
- Veganism...just the tip
Listen to The Real Deal #4 as we talk more about veganism, eating plant-based, and food, in general.
Content Advisory: explicit language, sexual content
This week Jimmy and Branden get drunk and ramble on about their dogs Molly and Jack, past dogs, as well as lost and found pets in our area.
Branden: Country Boy Brewing Halfway Home American Pale Ale
Jimmy: Fountain Square Beer Co. Preacher's Daughter Amber
Content Advisory: explicit language, alcohol
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