Join Rusty Buckner in the debut episode of Bunker Handyman: Disaster Edition as he tries to fix someone's bunker water filtration system. While Rusty makes his assessment and repairs, the survivor slowly starts revealing his system and extolls the beauty of the color green and how extra clean water needs a LOT of ingredients. Rusty is not impressed.

Jace Holloway dives into the infamous bean raid that turned a spilled shipment into a full-blown power shift with a crew who didn’t just steal supplies but accidentally invented the wasteland’s preferred currency. Then he pivots to the Rusted Sons, whose attempt at a high‑stakes weapon heist ended in disaster. It’s a tale of strategy, stupidity, and the thin line between becoming a legend and becoming a cautionary tale.

This week on the Survivor Hotline, Abby tackles the wasteland’s finest disasters: a listener trying to domesticate a toddler‑sized cockroach, neighbors claiming their bunker is haunted, and someone who thinks beans might be a love language.

Also, no, you cannot order a pizza. Please stop asking.

The universe is leaking again, and the wasteland is feeling it. With the Sun drowning in Pisces, the Moon switching signs mid‑stride, and Mercury retrograde gnawing on the comms grid, the day unfolds in a haze of soggy intuition and unstable cosmic weather. Proceed with caution.

Nova Thorne is back (whether the wasteland asked for her or not), bringing her signature brand of aggressive positivity straight into your bunker.

In this debut episode, she attempts to teach survivors how to bloom where they’re planted, even if its in the rubble of the ruins. Expect guided breathing exercises that somehow make the apocalypse feel personal, reframing raider attacks as emotional growth opportunities, and enough gratitude affirmations to make even the most jaded listener consider manifesting a stiff drink instead.

Tune in. Breathe deep. Or don’t. Either way, the ruins won’t judge you.

Much.

The debut episode of Ruinside Rants opens with a takedown of Pleasant Valley Estates that quickly spirals into a full audit of their clipboard‑wielding tyranny. That is until an unexpected signal intrusion from an unknown source derails the broadcast with breaking mutant‑wrestling news.

Tune into WBN News 404 AM for this week's market report. Canned beans are always a good bet, but what will the found warehouse full of old tuna do to the wasteland economy?

We also hear from Nova Thorne for the wasteland fashion report. Don't be caught dead in last year's fashion trends!

Conflict has broken out between the factions of the Rust Rats and Acolytes of the Great Vending Machine! If tensions continue to rise, an all-out faction war could be imminent!

Plus, yet another unauthorized ad makes an appearance.

A radiation dust storm is swiftly approaching Zone 57. Take cover, and listen to our very important disaster weather alert for your area, presented by Jace Holloway.

If you thought the wasteland was lawless, if you believed survival was about resilience, adaptation, and sheer dumb luck, you were wrong. The apocalypse may have erased governments, economies, and sanity itself, but somehow, HOA regulations have endured.

And they are coming for you.