Go to the store for milk. Ask a complete stranger to let you into their apartment to save your life from a psychotic DEA Agent. Learn the ways of the cleaner. Attempt to get revenge for the death of your little brother and hope like hell your mentor saves your ass, because we've got a score to settle with the dirtbags that murdered your whole family. It is with psychopathic glee that we recommend to you this week Luc Besson's cult classic action thriller, The Professional (1994).

Clips from: The Professional

Go to a Sonny Chiba triple feature for your birthday. Marry a call girl. Kill her pimp. Run off to Hollywood to sell a suitcase full of cocaine and get into a shootout with some cops and the mob, because you and your new wife have a brand new life to start. It's most definitely not white boy day but we're still super fucking pumped to recommend to you this week Tony Scott's modern day Bonnie & Clyde crime thriller, True Romance (1993).

Clips from: True Romance, Reservoir Dogs & Some Guy In A Trench Coat.

Follow the cheating wife of your client and her lover to a motel. Give the pictures of their affair to your client. Agree to murder them for him for ten grand. Steal the cheating wife’s gun and make him think you killed them because you’re a double crossing son of a bitch. It is with devious pride that we recommend to you this week the Coen Brother’s neo-noir crime film, Blood Simple (1984).

Clips from: Blood Simple, Turner Movie Classics, Some Guy In A Trench Coat & Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

Do whatever it takes to get on TV. Blow an older man in the business at a convention. Work for nothing doing the weather at a local TV station. Seduce the younger male subject of a documentary you're making and then manipulate them into killing your condescending husband, because no one will get in your way of being a famous TV personality. It is with sadistic joy that we recommend to you this week Gus Van Sant's black comedy crime film, To Die For (1995). 

Clips from: To Die For & Some Guy In A Trench Coat.

Shoot a man surrendering in the neck. Find an Iraqi ass map. Make an explosive nerf football. Blow up a milk truck and steal millions of dollars worth of Kuwaiti bullion, because we have some Iraqi refugees to escort to safety. It is our genuine pleasure to recommend to you this week David O. Russell’s satirical war film, Three Kings (1999).

Clips from: Three Kings & Nerf.

Kill a Nazi on a horse with a knife. Run some Nazi's in a trench over with your tank. Blow a hole in a Nazi prisoner with a revolver. Obliterate some Nazi's in a basement with a tank round and then burn some other Nazi bastards to death with a phosphorus grenade, because we have to get to a crossroads and prepare to kill a whole shit ton more of Nazi's. It is with giddy Nazi killing joy that we recommend to you this week David Ayer's American war film, Fury (2014). 

Clips from: Fury, Two Tube & Sony Entertainment.

Survive the bloodiest single day of war in American History. Be selected to lead the first all black regiment in the US Army. Set a Georgian town on fire. Defeat a Confederate advance and volunteer for a suicide mission, because we have a war to win. As we kick of War MAYmorial it is our honor to recommend to you this week Edward Zwick's historical war drama, Glory (1989).

Clips from: Glory & Some Guy In A Trench Coat.