WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE open the skill tree, misplace our children, and become the first Noel.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2

44:13 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 4

WE heap praise on the middle name Diarrheanstein, ask questions about the Roald Dahl estate, and get too excited about DRAGO.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

40:10 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 2

WE talk X-Men, write a taxi-based YA novel, and Wes is struck down by Weird Al.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon

50:31 - Quiz: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

WE present Bill Nye hot takes, convince you to join your college improv team, and evaluate the length of the show.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE complete the greatest story ever told by reviewing Doubt, go to Staples, and talk about talking about this season.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Doubt

40:55 - Review: Season

WE lament the lack of rapture despite  multiple promises, casually discuss the ice wall, and press X to Doubt.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review:  Ben Hurr

40:16 - Quiz: Doubt

WE do some desert construction and slap on our Heston brand gritted teeth.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review:  First Reformed

42:14 - Quiz: Ben Hurr

An absolutely foul episode of WE Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet, as we discuss clear thinking, The Binding of Isaac, and drill drill drill.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: The Last Temptation of Christ

41:15 - Quiz: First Reformed

Keep your blasphemy counters at the ready because this season is just getting started. WE play with the big boys(™) and pitch a new TLC show. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: The Prince of Egypt

32:28 - Quiz: The Last Temptation of Christ

WE revisit Evan Almighty, get WAY too pedantic about Licorice Pizza, and bleed out.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Bruce Almighty

44:18 - Quiz: The Prince of Egypt