WE made us make you watch this episode, Ethan gets turned into a Zoo Pal, and Wesley takes a bite out of crime.

Quiz: Rocky IV

Review (33:29): The Expendables

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE see Michael Caine’s Manimal, determine that Sylvester’s muppetsona is Ernie, and are as positive as possible about one of the worst movies.

Quiz: Stop or My Mom Will Shoot

Review (51:50): Stop or My Mom Will Shoot

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the show by talking about Boss Baby, pray for the return of Clubber Lang, and put John Rambo to bed.

Quiz: Rambo: Last Blood

Review (48:27): Rocky IV

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Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE become Ed Gein, uncover the origins of Mr. T, and Ethan’s score becomes concerning.

Quiz: Rocky III

Review (46:55): Rambo: Last Blood

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE give you AP Lit tips & tricks, get diagnosed with Hulkamania, and come up with the best training regimens for Rocky.

Quiz: Rambo (2008)

Review (47:25): Rocky III

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE stimp for our partners and talk about Rambo’s family back home

Quiz: Rocky II

Review (44:52) Rambo (2008)

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan has given up on Rambo and also spoiled Rocky for himself. WE also uncover Rambo’s true origin.

Quiz: Rambo III

Review (41:20) Rocky II

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE fly higher and praise the Trautmeister. WE also pitch a new martial art and learn about Wes’s love of sport.

Quiz: Rocky

Review (35:47) Rambo III

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE head back to Vietnam and celebrate the history of Philadelphia

Quiz: Rambo First Blood Part II

Review (37:52) Rocky

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the season with a sequel to a movie that was NOT called Rambo. WE also unleash our inner patriots.

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee