We Are Not Game Devs

Join us for this special episode where we create a Space Jam game based on the new movie for the Xbox Live Arcade Game Contest. This game's concept was based off of an idea Jay had.

[Recorded 12/23/20]

You're a mom. You try to be the best mom. Tutor the kids, make sure they eat nutritiously and of course enrich them with sports. Oh, the sports. Practice three times a week, the gear and then the games. Everything was fine until it wasn't and something snapped. 

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents Road Rage Soccer Mom, a driving game where you play as a mother taking her kids to sports games. However, other moms are ramming you off the road, throwing sports equipment at you and generally doing everything in their power to get your kid out of the game. 

No one puts your baby in a corner. 

[Recorded 12/14/20]

Here at the Zoo of Dreams we have every manner of magical and mythical creature you could dream of. We venture out into the wilds and invade dangerous dens to promote diversity across the world!

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 133rd IP, Zoo of Dreams, the zoo owning tycoon simulator where you can display fantastic creatures. Take supplies, study your creatures, and enter dens at your own risk.

[Recorded 12/8/20]

Welcome to Hell. You have a role to fulfill. You have to make sure every client that comes through our gate understands despair.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 132nd IP, Welcome to Hell, a building simulator where you must create your own hell scape. Fill it with worst experiences imaginable and torture your souls to extract their suffering to use to make worse experiences!

[Recorded 12/1/20]

Denim has been used since the 19th century in the United States and before that in many other countries. Raw denim allows you to impress your life and movements into the clothes you wear.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 131st IP, Denim, the platforming game where you where a piece of raw denim and run through the level getting as many things on the denim as possible. When the level is over, watch as your denim gets washed and you see the impressions of where you've been.

Share you denim online with friends to see the different secrets and paths that you might have found.

[Recorded 11/24/20]

In a case of mistaken identity a young martial arts practitioner must avoid danger in the worst walk home of his life.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 130rd IP, The Wrong Guy, a first person action adventure where you must use your martial arts training and the environment around you to fight your way home.

Gangs are after you for a gambling debt you never accrued and they found the wrong guy to mess with.

[Recorded 11/17/20]

In a world trapped in time there exists a plan that never quite grew up.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 129th IP, Adventures in Alvarvise, a polygonal RPG harkening back to days of old.

Alvarvise attracts adventures far and wide with tales, bounty and monsters aplenty while keeping traditional looks with modern sensibilities. Where will you lose yourself in Alvarvise?

Welcome to a world that changes every week. Not just the weather, or the seasons but everything. You are shuffled into a new family, a new home and a new way of life. No one seems to understand why.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 128th IP, The Glass Curse, where you play a new townsperson that wants to figure out why you and the people of this town get placed into a seemingly new world every week.

Talk to the townspeople, explore your surroundings and get to the bottom of The Glass Curse.

[Recorded 11/3/20]

On a cold dark night you find yourself broken down in front of an orphanage. What you find in those hallowed halls will haunt you forever.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents IP 127 - The Orphanage, a first person horror game where you must befriends orphans that are being harvested for their blood.

Find candies around the orphanage and gain favor with the children to escape!

[Recorded 10/27/20]

Walking the dog is good exercise, gets you some fresh air and helps you bond with your best buddy. Just watch out for what may lie in your path and who you may meet along the way.

We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents IP 126, Dog Walk, a side scrolling 2D game where you control one of many breeds of dogs with different characteristics avoiding hazards and gaining power ups through peeing on trees or hydrants.

[Recorded 10/11/20]