We Are Not Game Devs

Choices define us. What we eat for breakfast, the route we take to work or what socks we chose to wear that morning. A man is the sum of his choices. In this world these choices will dictate what you get out of it. Even when you make no choice at all. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 35th IP, Conspiracy, a third person interactive adventure in which you join in on the adventure of one man as his life drastically changes. Will you use your hand to direct his fate or let the universe decide what happens? Only the right decisions will uncover the conspiracy.

[Recorded 1/20/18]

Ahh school lunches. Not sure if its made out of left over animal parts or out of any animals at all. Day by day, week by week, they're forced to shove that slop down their gullets for some kind of sustenance. Today is the day they fight back. Today is the day they have had enough. Today there's going to be a food fight unlike any other food fight seen before. It shall be a food rebellion. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 34th IP, Cafeteria Inc., a third person pixel art game where you must use the gross food as weapons, making different combinations to make vile creations with extra effects. Create huge food fights to lure out members of the administration to give them a taste of what they have been trying to feed you all year in Cafeteria Inc.

[Recorded 1/2/19]

Build, fight, win and repeat. This is the life of a machine fighter. They live their lives for the glory of the arena. Scavenging the earth for any material that will give their machine an edge in the next bout. Will it be magma power? Glass so sharp it can cut through steel? Everything is tested in the arena. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents IP 33, Machine Driven, a third person action game where you spend your day scavenging the world looking for rare materials to build your machine and the night battling it against others to see who deserves to be crowned the best. Winning doesn't grant you just bragging rights, you also get rare materials or weapons to take yourself to the next level. Attach, defense, or speed? Which path will you follow when your machine driven? 

[Recorded on 1/2/19]

One day the past came back to haunt us. One special ops team is tasked with securing our future from those that want to take it from us. Various leaders and generals are appearing from the past to conquer what they couldn't before. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 32nd IP, Echoes of the Past, a first person shooter where you must confront the best leaders of their time to save tomorrow. Leaders have discovered time travel and have arrived in our timeline with futuristic weapons to claim the one weapon the future doesn't have, atomic bombs. Use weapons of the future with our deadly weapons of the present to stop these time trespassers.

[Recorded 1/2/19]

One night a year he has to do the biggest job. All of humanity waits on him to deliver the gift of joy. However, it's not as pleasant as some may think. Having the biggest holiday comes at a price. Others want to watch you fall, while some others would take it into their own hands to make it happen. You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout because Santa is coming to town. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 31st IP, Clause of Fury; North Pole Ninja, a 2d pixel platformer where you deliver gifts all over the world using your powers to stop time. Sneak into houses, stuff stockings while bouncing off walls and eat cookies to replenish your powers. Battle agents from the other holidays as they try to jeopardize the most important night all year long. Defend yourself using your north pole ninpo along with the weapons that your elves have forged specifically for one night while bounding from rooftop to rooftop. So be good for goodness sake.

[Recorded 12/18/18

Everyone has a couple things in common. One of those is that they have to eat. To share a meal between someone is a real bonding experience. Yet, people always end up arguing over which food to have for dinner. How could you ever decide from the myriad choices such as pizza,burgers, sushi and tacos. What if you didn't have to decide? What if the food fought for the right to be chosen as your meal. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 30th IP, Food Fighters, a 2d four player fighting game where you play as the worlds most popular food as you attempt to take the mantle as the best food. Use food specific moves such as throwing pepperonis, lassoing foes closer to you as spaghetti or sending wasabi fire balls at your opponents. Battle across continents in different countries as you battle to reign supreme in Food Fighters.

He's just a guy trying to go home. Every day he sits in the same traffic surrounded by what seems like monkeys in cars. They shout, wave their hands, and pick their noses unaware. He gets cut off, slowed by accidents and even stopped when they rubberneck. Not today, today he's getting home on time. By any means necessary. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 29th IP, Road Rage, an 8-bit arcade game where you control a car that crashes, uses power ups and environmental objects to get around cars in any way you can. Build up your destruction meter while avoiding or destroying the police in your way. Knock over food trucks, launch off ramps, and much more.

[Recorded on 12/4/18]

Four walls. Eight hours. Living the dream of an office life surrounded by those doing the same. Sharing times at the water cooler, hearing the office gossip and vying with others for the promotion. The tension builds slowly, until one day the boss offers a small competition for gift cards and they snapped. It was never about the gift cards. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 28th IP, Office Warfare, a third person arena shooter like where you gather office materials to craft weapons such as staple guns, marker swords, thumb tack whips and more to defeat the other team. Dodge around cubicles, bombard your coworkers with printer ink grenades and teach Scott not to steal your diet Pepsi from the fridge. Customize your characters office attire and unlock new gear through player achievements such as kills, wins and skill shots. Fight for the promotion in Office Wars.

[Recorded 11/26/18]

In the year 30XX there is a fight for supremacy between worlds. The means of war are machines built for the sole purpose of battle. Pilots must master their own mechs, salvage parts and reign supreme in both land and space. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 27th IP, Space Reign, our first Nintendo Switch exclusive with an all new peripheral. Our Astral Key allows you to pilot your mech flawlessly through space while feeling everything from your cockpit. In your hands you'll experience turbulence, enemy fire, impacts, and more in Space Reign.

[Recorded 11/20/18]

In nature there's a hierarchy. The birds eat the bugs, the lions eat the birds and they all share the land accordingly. You take what you need and need what you take. In this world humans didn't disturb the peace and the animals grew and evolved to set their own boundaries. That is until some species in the animal kingdom decided they deserved more. That they could take more. We Are Not Game Devs proudly presents our 26th IP, Kingdom, where you play an agent dispatched from the primate Kingdom alerted to the evil moving into your land. You must move in the shadows of the trees, fight using your primal martial arts and dismantle those that would take more than they need while looking for the truth. You will be able to climb, fight, and us your primate allies to fight against those that would overthrow the balance. It's survival of the fittest in Kingdom.