We Are The Weirdos, Mister

"You're taking a toothbrush to a cemetery? How Egyptian." 

Times are rough, what a better time to visit something a little silly! Join Lacey and I as we giggle our way through a discussion of one of our favorite comedies - 1996's The Birdcage. Slapstick, pratfalls, silly screams, and drag queens - what  could be better?

"Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you."

Join me and Julie as we discuss a movie that is very near and dear to our hearts.... and loins - the 1985 cult classic LEGEND. Things get pretty horny, y'all, and we don't mean the ones on Tim Curry's head. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here - you're about to hear two grown women swoon over a monster in an 80s fantasy film. But at least we make it funny!

Do you like Period Dramas? Romance? Crime? Torture? Lesbians?! Then do we have the movie for you. The brilliant and lovely Dr. Heather Hare joins me to discuss the beautiful, epic, silly, and horny Korean masterpiece "The Handmaiden".

In this mini-episode I take a closer look at how sexuality informs the plots of horror films that feature women in villainous roles, plus tell you what is coming up in future episodes! 

On this quick little episode I'm flying solo to talk about two new horror films currently in theaters - The Turning & Gretel and Hansel. Two brand new versions of classic tales starring kids from IT - but which one gets Hilary's seal of approval? Listen to find out!

In this special episode I am joined by Jen, Joe, and Kelsey, the hosts of the hilarious period drama podcast EYRE ON AIR, to discuss Greta Gerwig's 2019 adaptation of Little Women. We talk about the queer coding of Jo March, Timothy Chalamet's anime hair, Florence Pugh's sexy voice, and so much more. Go listen to the first part of our Little Women conversation over on Eyre on Air, where we breakdown the 1994 adaptation starring Winona Ryder, Susan Sarandon, and Christian Bale.

"He's got nicotine stains in his eyes!"

A super special episode in honor of a super special movie - one of my all time favorites - Velvet Goldmine! I'm so lucky to have TWO great guests this time - Lace Mason and our dear friend, the hilarious Jeremy Foster! Join us as we reminisce over this iconic queer rock musical that meant so much to our teenage selves. Also includes discussions of fart jokes, cool moms, sexual awakenings and Ewan McGregor's wang! I mean, obviously.

In our last episode, I told Lace that I had never seen on of her favorite Christmas movies. So we remedied that today. Listen and watch along at home as we watch the Tom Hanks uncanny valley fever dream known as Polar Express.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! In this episode my hilarious sister Lace Mason and I discuss our all time favorite holiday films. We rank our top five, share memories of holidays past, and argue over whose favorites are best. Get in the holiday spirit with us, Weirdos!

And now for something completely different...

I watched Lez Bomb, a lesbian coming out story set on Thanksgiving, for the first time and recorded my reaction. Watch along with me and listen to my running commentary featuring such highlights as "oh my god I hate everyone" and "Is Steve Guttenberg a drug dealer?" It's a rollercoaster, y'all.