"Ladies, you have to be strong and independent. And remember - don't get mad, get everything."

Join Hilary and Lacey as they dive into this classic comedy about friends, age, justice, and love. We discuss what it's like to consume media post #MeToo, the differences between our generations, and would our friendships survive a good b*tch slap? Tune in to hear all this and more as we talk about The First Wives Club!

"Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars."

Julie and Hilary discuss this Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn cult classic while asking the important questions - like is our perception of age skewed by our own youthfulness? Would immortality really be worth it? And are movies too damn long these days? Find out all this and more as we take a deep dive into Death Becomes Her! 

Happy Holidays, listeners!

To celebrate the season Lace and Hil quiz each other on all things Christmas - history, music, movies & more! Play along at home!

We Are The Weirdos, Mister will return in January!

The girls are together live and in person to discuss Lindsay Lohan's new Netflix film Falling for Christmas! And we're asking the real questions. Is this just a Christmas version of Overboard? Does this film feature some of the most egregious queerbaiting we've ever seen? Is Chord Overstreet hot? Listen to find out!

"And on that farm he had a kid with squishy puffy cheeks!"

Hilary and Lacey talk about a classic guilty pleasure - the 1993 Pauly Shore vehicle Son in Law! In addition to the film we discuss Pauly as a comedian, our varied histories of underage partying,  and the overall drought of Thanksgiving movies in pop culture. Join us for the Thanksgiving themed fun! 

"Jesus this. Moses that. Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat."

Arguably Sandler's most subversive and bizarre film, Little Nicky also happens to be Julie's favorite movie. So today she joins Hil for a deep dive into this wacky comedy about heaven and hell! 

"You belong to me. We belong to each other."

There are some movies that seem as if they are made specifically for Hilary, and this is certainly one of them. Queers, vampires, David Bowie? It's a dream come true. Hil and Lace discuss the goth classic The Hunger. 

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Hil, Jules & Heather are back to discuss your other favorite trio of sassy ladies, the Sanderson Sisters! What better way to celebrate October than talking about the Halloween classic Hocus Pocus, as well as the brand spanking new sequel! 

"Has anybody seen my tambourine?"

This week Lace and Hil revisit a flick from their childhood, the 1986 adaptation of The Worst Witch. Sadly, it does not hold up. But at least there's a sexy Tim Curry to entertain us. Join us as we try to parse out what little happens in this bonkers movie! 

"I don't know who Percy Shelley is, but I know what smegma means!"

For the holiday weekend, we get a little silly. The gang's all here to play Smash or Pass! Celebrities, fictional characters, animated characters, cryptids - we cover it all. Play along at home!