The country’s gone mad and the girls are sad. Thankfully they have each other and their families to help them through.  Vote Aldi!

Dylan talks about literally throwing money away in a moment of brain fog. The girls spiral again about the election and drown their sorrows with the Lefty Ladies at book club.   What do you do when your get up and go has got up and went?  What’s in your middle age starter kit? 

In episode 26, Dylan and Elle talk about a shopping adventure and their upcoming birthday month plans.   Elle struggles with her “Napp Flap”  and they lament how much time they have spent doomscrolling lately. Bonus-  you get to hear what a chinchilla sounds like in this episode.   Can you mimic it better than they can?

For their 25th episode (Woot!) the girls are back together discussing family interactions, vacations and political craziness.  They introduce a new segment called Happening Holiday Gifts  and Dylan considers getting into the “home” honey business.

The girls have been apart (which rarely happens) and they are eager to catch up and talk about recent trips they have taken, elder care woes,  more attempts at making friends, and picklefest weirdness.  And of course,  complain about how loud life has gotten.

The burden of organizational necessity and weaponized incompetence plagues Dylan. The girls talk about
keeping themselves and their parents safe from online scams and physical assaults.  They are excited about a visit from several podcast listeners from NorCal.

Dylan and Elle continue their quest to make more friends. The girls discuss the political climate and the need to censor themselves to save relationships. They declare death to Coors, Project 2025 and loud places and sing the soul soothing praises of “pebbling."

Join Elle and Dylan as they chat about what advice they would give their younger selves if they had a 'Tardis.'

Dylan and Elle come down from altitude to talk about how wonderful the wedding was including things that could have gone better and the things that were absolutely amazing. 

Final wedding preparations are in full swing and Dylan and Elle talk about all things hair extensions and toupees.  They discuss how awesome Jon Stewart is and how to hide reading smutty books.