Bryan's been to the Doctors this week, he didn't like the Exit Polls and he found a sad Trombone. Rob went to Go Ape, had some Chico Time and spoke to Nigel Farage.

Question: Whatever happened to Ted Danson??

In the News (Not News): Dr. Kanye West, Penis Voting, Space Coffee, Japanese Monkey Charlotte, Guinness Sauce, the Bangladeshi National Anthem and a Holiday.

If you like TV, you'll love this week's Quiz.

For this week's Show & Tell, Bryan has found a (potential) solution to the music crisis.

YOU are the Greatest Bastard this week (assuming you're British and you had the right to vote in the General Election)

And if you listen to one thing this week (other than this Podcast obviously) make it RJD2's Doin' It Right. We highly recommend.

Bryan shows Rob his Boil (or Carbunkle, as it's actually 2 Boils) but he’s styling them out, May the 4th be with you, Royal Daughter & misunderstood Emojis.

What does a one-earred man, the American Manure Expo & German Beer have in common??

Well, Tina from The Metro is Greatest Bastard (along with a very long list of musicians)

Bryan shows us how we're running out of music (and we have been for a while) in this week's Show & Tell

And in light of Rob's failed Mumford & Sons knowledge there's some brand new music from them!!

Who would have guessed we could Beatbox?! (We certainly wouldn't)

This week: Rob has a broken voice and the hiccoughs. Bryan is underwhelmed by Periscope and the Royal Baby.

So, Rob drinks Throat Comfort and Bryan says, "Wa'gwan??"

In the News (Not News); Dog Poo DNA, Rent-a-Hen, a Goat Race, the 5 tonne Rice Krispie treat, a 90th birthday at McDonalds and a 2yr old "DJ".

Show & Tell is a rather talented young man/old woman/group of hippies (we're not sure) who re-makes pop songs into children's lullabies - @rockabyebaby

It's the "Under 30 UK Music Rich List" Quiz.

And even though Bryan is the Greatest Bastard this week, he does have a rather good musical recommendation for you.

As is a regular thing on this podcast, illness has returned, gifting Bryan with a lovely cough.

In the News (Not News) there's a Birthday Bear, a man throws a bean bag at a lion and the Chinese Stock Exchange breaks itself.

Musical wonderment comes from Larkins.

Meghan Trainor is the Greatest Bastard this week (as is the man who trimmed Bryan's beard a fortnight ago).

Of course, there's a Quiz.

And turns out Bryan can play the Melodica!!