In today's extra long episode Ali and Alex cover the ups and downs of combining lives with your significant other, before talking about their most memorable moving stories and devolving into a Harry Potter/Enneagram combination personality assessment at the end.

In honor of Ali's birthday, this week the theme is birthday shenanigans. Have you ever thrown up Nashville Hot Chicken out of your nose after a Dashboard Confessional concert? We have.

On this week's episode Ali and Alex hit all the high notes (lol) talking about the music that helped shape them into who they are. From growing up with their parents' favorites to finding their emo phase, this episode will leave you with only one question- Is that a uterus?

On this episode, Ali and Alex discuss some life-changing trips that taught lessons or brought back weird prior life nostalgia. *No blonde girls were murdered at secret beaches or French dance halls in the making of this episode*

In today's episode Ali and Alex talk through a few of the times they've attempted to be a friend to all living creatures great and small through well-intentioned rescues. From Ali's desperate need to love chickens to Alex's trust issues stemming from a childhood turtle trauma, they can guarantee that one out of four of these stories has a happy ending.

On this episode, Ali and Alex talk about advice that has stuck with them through the years. From unsolicited opinions to well-intentioned but misplaced niceties, the bad advice is almost as memorable as the good advice.

In a departure from the normal structure, Ali and Alex talk over new things in their lives (like Ali going back into the office and getting in a fight with a woman on Facebook Marketplace and Alex entrepreneuring so hard she forgot to mention her birthday) before jumping into the Newlywed Game to prove how well they know each other. 

On this episode Ali and Alex dive into online bullying experiences and how to combat the haters. From that time Ali got threatened by a preteen's finsta to when Alex made friends with a local meme account after being posted about, cheers to not letting the negativity get you down.

REUNITED! Inspired by finding out they know a real live Catfish, Ali and Alex tackle the topic of social media for the very first episode they've ever recorded from the same room. Do you use your platform as a highlight reel, or do you share all your moments exactly as they are? 

Whether it's faking a Southern accent to ingratiate yourself to your customers or explaining to FBI agents that you cannot legally ship their forgotten firearms to them, bad jobs can be a real drag. In this episode Ali and Alex give a rundown of their job histories and some of the most ridiculous things they've done to earn that shopping money.