We Didn’t Start The Podcast

EP. 21 - We talk about Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, and more Star Wars. This is actually a sort of BBBBBBONUSSSSSSS Episode! A failed podcast I tried to start about Star Wars, “reSTARt WARS”. Only two eps ever got recorded, but I figured we should put it out there! A side piece in the We Didn’t Start the Canon, but less funny. More just a couple nerds talking about Star Wars. Next week we’ll be back with a regular episode, but there will be some more of these Star Wars-centric episodes sometime down the pipe!

Also, Sofi isn’t even in this episode. Those of us on #teamsofi are very upset by this. WTF SOFI.

We talk about J.R.R. Token, Eric uninvited, Vagina Hypnosis, Ian’s got the power, Pizza On Demand (P.O.D.), Arianna Wookieeton and Wookieeton Post, Wookiee Podcast Weekly, Rappin’ Ronald Raygun, Citizen Jizz, “I Draw The Line (When It Comes To Spooge)” by Johnny Gash, SAT Techniques with Sofija Dutcher, Mr. Lucky Stars, Afterhand Records, Artists in The Wire, Massage Keyboard, Crossover with John Edwards, Eminem and M&Ms, Laugh-Type Pokemon, Hot Eye, Ian losing his shit, The Chocolate War, I Can’t Believe Captain Flint Is Still A Good Man, Channel AAAAAAAAGH, The Penis Comics, and Baseball (Kinda)! We don’t have a topic for this week, so it’s just an insane Free-for-all. We’ll be back next week with our look at the movie Clue! Also, expect a bonus episode coming soon (to try and make up a bit for all those missed weeks). 

Also, Sofi finally admits that she is the Token Girl, and that she is using Vagina Hypnosis for nefarious means. I CALLED IT.

We talk about Billy Joel Armstrong, Sherrie Snowskin, Trajectory Talk, going with Eric’s instincts, offending The Gays, Paint The Troubled Curve of Your Wagon, Micro Softies, Aly & AJ, the payphone in the Best Buy, Finger-Gunning the Audio Medium, berating the listeners, that movie on a Train with Jake Gyllenhaal, moment of silence for Breast Cancer, mansplaining, Nerds Making Lists: The Podcast, 80-90 minutes of gold each week, and film masterpiece Unstoppable. We don’t have a topic in particular this week, so we’ll be back soon with… Clue! (Yeah, I know I said that last week, but things are backed up here at We Didn’t Start The Headquarters)

Also, Sofi admits that she is the Mary Sue of the podcast. I already know that though thanks to Max Landis. THANKS MAX. YOUR CONTRIBUTION WAS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED. CLEARLY NO SARCASM INTENDED.

A very special episode hosted by Ian and Nic where we talk about Ian trying to hand off the Hosting duties to Nic, Absolut Professionalism, Podcast titles, Ian fails at rhyming schemes, Nic shows off that he paid attention in Classical class, Public Donain, Jacob Casper, Cults, Cal Cu Lator, JJ Abrams, Jar Jar Jars, Ian singin’ Show Tunes, ABBA Slut Professionalism, Applebee's, Sofi's obsession with Kylo Ren, and more! This isn't your Mommas We Didn't Start The Podcast! In fact, it's actually "SPOILER ALERT FOR STAR WARS EPISODE SEVEN AND LOST STARS Boss Vs. Boss - We Didn’t Start The Podcast: The Subcast (k-19: The Widowcast) Presents reSTARt WARS On Ice (But Only the Thin Kind) GOES PLAID". Thanks for waiting through the holiday break, and we will be back on schedule starting next week with Episode 19 and the whole crew!!Also, Sofi wasn't even here for this podcast. Like, what the hell Sofi. You think you can just NOT show up???

We talk about hit singles, making Eric cry, God’s writing credits, Sofi’s social schedule, Ian Can’t Figure It Out, Master Beaters, incriminating evidence, Myspace friends, Obamaphones, Obama Phones, Rock Band FOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!, BB-852, Sneazin’ (#401 on the National Pokedex), infinite Mucus Stones, LiveJournal of the Artist as a Young Man by user XjimmyXxXxXjoyceX, Purple America, and When Captain Flint Was A Good Man by Nick Dyback narrated by Nicolas Dressel. We don't have a real topic to talk about this week (obviously) but next week we are watching a playlist of Christmas specials picked by Nic!Also, Sofi shows her true colors, revealing that she really doesn't care and gets VERY hostile when we point this out to her. A real mean streak, that one.

We talk about key jingling, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, Dog Buns, wasting Segways, tight fives, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, telebrothy, Bodacious Babes, Youber, Podcast Review Weekly, Early Edition, wasting segues, General Thoughts, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, [email protected], “Eric Is Behind You”, and more misplaced plugs. And we talk about Eric’s pick for the week, Star Wars: The Phantom Edit! Listen, comment, and share!

Also, Sofi keeps asking Ian to put in all of these extra key jingling sounds! Like, who the hell does she think she is! She holds no power here! Ugh. Disgusting. Maybe I just won't do ANY editing, just to show her who is boss! hurmph...

We talk about Hotel Rwanda, the General Consensus, Ian's power plays, proper screenplay titling, Baby sounds, offending Roger Ebert fans, podcasts for Racecar Drivers, cuneiform, CB radio humor, Two Tauntauns of Talk, the C-word, and the F-word. We DON'T talk about The L-Word. Maybe that will be Sofi's next pick. Who knows. Next week, however, we WILL be talking about Star Wars: The Phantom Edit! It's on youtube, and you will find the link up on our Facebook page! Which you should go ahead and like and share while you're at it!

Also, Sofi decides to hijack the podcast for her own use, REQUIRING us to give this episode the title it has JUST so she can remember a punny costume. JEEZ CREEZY SOFI HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE PODCASTING MEDIUM.

We talk about Surprise pastries, glitches in the matrix, Cake-caine, Part Blart Mart Carp, Strange Al, the Alphabet Wars, the Ghost of Steve Jobs, internet Babies, The Soundboard Sundboard, RoboCopyright, Meatloaf, Artpop, and lots of rhyming sounds. We also talk about Sofi's choice for this week, the 1997 movie "Spice World"!Also, Sofi disappoints everyone by not choosing "Sofie's Choice" for her choice. Jeez. Way to let us all down. Again.Rest In Peace: R, I, and P. (As well as all the other letters lost)

We talk about starting the podcast, Ian spacing out, Angels In The Outhouse, Howard Johnson's Hotels, Ian spacing out some more, The Upside Down Man, saying Goodbye to all of our Felicia's, and the sinking feeling that we might have forgotten something very important. It's one of those episodes where we don't talk about anything in particular, but next week we're watching Spice World!Also, Sofi backpedals from last weeks stance of shutting down the Abbot and Costello routines. Ian finds this turn of policy very troubling and a sure sign of a flip flopper. Do we really want a flip flopper on our podcast? Vote Wario for our new Wa-dcaster. And say no to those who want to shut down quality bits.

We talk about catchphrase variation, The DOhDOhDOh (a Simpsons Hate Group), Food Stamps, poor "Tommy Boy" pastiche, Starfox News, Creeping Up With The Kardashians, revelations of pedophilia, and Rear Window Wipers. Also, we talk about Nic's choice this week: the 1991 John Ritter masterpiece, Stay Tuned. So STAY TUNED for this podcast about "Stay Tuned". If you don't STAY TUNED then you won't get to hear us talk about "Stay Tuned"! So... keep your tuning stayed.Also, Sofija retaliates after weeks and weeks of Abbot and Costello routines. It's really rude, but she said I could say it. She didn't say though that I couldn't tel about her weird fetish for mint bubblebath. #anarchy