Kate and Vaya recap the hot mess of dirty dog Sarge pretending he can just not mention he had a whole girlfriend and opt back into his marriage; HoHo has choices but makes the wrong one; and we are days away from the affair outing and we are HANGING FOR IT. In the meantime, we don't have time for Colton at this juncture.

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