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There's people out there that don't scrub the lower half of their body in the shower and we are here to body shame all of you for that. Really, make sure you smell nice... Also happy Easter! We go over some of our favorite Easter traditions!

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Natalie is put through the ringer with her babies this week enduring little sleep and a lot of over stimulation. Jake finished a move back to his homeland and completed a run. Then we both ranked 5 red flags from bad to worst. It's quite the episode!

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Babies are crawling and an 8 day vacation concludes! Tune in to hear all about Jake's wild rollercoaster of a ride with his trip to Charlotte and Nashville. There was plenty of drama including lots of blood, vomit and even disappearing clothes and a "robbery"

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Another week went by where we could not get together... Luckily we plan ahead for these situations and have some back logged episodes. Enjoy another episode where we discuss our opinions on which hypothetical date we would enjoy a night with, enjoy a life with or not enjoy at all! Regular episode resumes next week! Thanks for your patience =) 

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Welcome Maria! Thank you so much for being a special guest on our podcast! In this episode we reminisce about times we found sex toys, whether it's out and about on a walk or in a secret DraWer in someone's room. We all have different stories but I'm sure some of you can relate to these! 

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EMERGENCY! Something happened and we had to call on our backlogged recording of episodes. Luckily we were smart and planned for the inevitable. Everyone is okay just really, really cold =(

Today's episode features questions you might be too scared to ask the other gender so we did it for you. Ranging from what is something women are most self conscious about during sex to what is most misunderstood about men? 

We will be back and functioning next week!  

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Valentines Day has come and gone and naturally we're a week behind. This episode we talk about different date ideas and whether one date plan is better than the other. Side effects include getting some cool new potential date ideas. See if you agree with us!

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Natalie was down for the count all week with the stomach bug. If you've never had the bug before you'll be able to live vicariously through her descriptions! What a fun time it must've been!

We also tried a new game out today being Fuck, Marry and Kill. We gave each other three hypothetical dates and we were forced to decide what we would do with each person. Did we value the right things in people? Would you have done something different? Let us know! Or not, be a lurker lol 

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Natalie played nurse all week with sick babies, going from appointment to appointment

Jake saw stars, taught a snuggling class and went on a board game date! 

We also give our takes on if tattooing peoples name is really romantic or not

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Physical Appearance

Independence

Career 

Hobbies

Friends

Sexual Compatibility 

Money Management 

Love Languages 

Religious Beliefs

Sense of Humor  

Vices

Politics 

Which of these are most important? What do you think and who do you agree with more?

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