Ever wonder what it sounds like when two guys host a "Draft Special" only to realize five minutes in that neither of them actually watched the draft? Welcome to the chaos. This week, Ernie and Scott tackle the hard-hitting issues, like why the Rams drafted "Kenny Pickett 2.0" and the undeniable "intangibles" of a quarterback whose mom is—well, let’s just say she’s a distractingly attractive woman in a wheelchair.

Between Scott’s "genius" hack for dodging clipboard-wielding activists at Safeway (hint: just pretend you're on a fake phone call) and a deep dive into the financial heartbreak of a six-figure deposit that disappears in five days, this episode is a masterclass in beautiful nonsense. We’re also debating the etiquette of answering the phone with a simple "Hello" in 2026. As Ernie puts it: "Motherfer, you know who this is! Why are you introducing yourself like I’m a solicitor?"*

From rating public bathrooms to Scott’s questionable method of "financing his gas" $55.90 at a time, we're serving up the most relatable, ridiculous takes you didn't know you needed. Hit play and join the 16 subscribers on our journey to becoming "established journalists" before we get ourselves canceled for good.