Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account.

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Harry at The Masters 

And his pivot into punditry  

Emma Raducanu in Spurs kit! 

Ben for Tottenham Thotspur

About Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of us

Sonny for the Golden Boot 

Harry's vendetta against Leicester 

PEH and the NHS Heroes 

Doherty's tragic hair 

And what it reminds us of

Baby Royal and Baby Lucas 

BB of the Week

PEH cheeses it up 

Sanchez with Salvi, Not pictured: his neck

Alex and Charlie 

The Vertonghen Kids