"Love Hurts"

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and what better way to celebrate than with a mix of romance, horror, and comedy? This week, we dive into four very different films, from deadly hitmen to twisted love stories and classic holiday horror.

Love Hurts (2024)

Directed by: Joseph Eusebio Starring: Ke Huy Quan, Ariana DeBose

Marvin, a Milwaukee realtor, receives a cryptic crimson envelope from Rose, a former partner-in-crime he left for dead. Suddenly, his open houses become battlegrounds as he’s pursued by ruthless hitmen, his own volatile crime-lord brother, and the ghosts of his past choices.

Heart Eyes (2024)

Directed by: Josh Rubin Starring: Mason Gooding, Julia Holt

Every Valentine’s Day, a masked killer with glowing red eyes returns to terrorize unsuspecting couples. This new holiday slasher promises a blood-soaked take on romance.

Kinda Pregnant (2024)

Directed by: Tyler Spindel Starring: Amy Schumer

When Lainy’s dreams of starting a family fall apart, she fakes a pregnancy… only to unexpectedly fall for her dream guy. A comedy packed with awkward encounters and heartwarming moments.

Valentine (2001)

Directed by: Jamie Blanks Starring: Denise Richards, David Boreanaz

A horror throwback just in time for the season of love! This early 2000s slasher follows a group of women who receive menacing Valentine’s cards, leading to a terrifying realization—someone from their past is out for revenge.

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