I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast

In this episode, we dive into some compelling new releases along with a classic gem from a legendary director. Here’s what we’ve got in store:

My Old Ass Starring Maisy Stella and Aubrey Plaza An 18th-birthday mushroom trip sends Elliott on a wild journey where she meets her 39-year-old self. The older Elliott brings sharp humor and wise advice, prompting the younger one to rethink her approach to love, family, and a life-changing summer.

Lee Starring Kate Winslet and Alexander Skarsgård Kate Winslet takes on the role of Elizabeth 'Lee' Miller, the fashion model turned war photographer, in a gripping portrayal of her rise to become one of the most acclaimed war correspondents during World War II.

Azrael Starring Samara Weaving, Nathan Stewart-Jarrett Years after the apocalypse, Azrael must evade a cult of mute zealots who seek to recapture her after a daring escape from their clutches. This post-apocalyptic thriller is bound to keep you on edge.

Megalopolis Directed by Francis Ford Coppola Starring Adam Driver Francis Ford Coppola returns with an ambitious epic about a utopian visionary, Cesar (Adam Driver), who clashes with the regressive Mayor Cicero. Can art and idealism thrive against greed and the status quo?

Classic Pick: The Conversation (1974) Directed by Francis Ford Coppola Starring Gene Hackman In this classic thriller, Gene Hackman stars as Harry Caul, a surveillance expert whose work leads him down a path of paranoia and obsession. A haunting, masterful film from Coppola that explores the dangers of voyeurism and guilt.

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Terminal Velocity Directed by Deran Serafian Starring Charlie Sheen, Nastassia Kinski A skydiving instructor is plunged into the world of international espionage when one of his pupils falls to her death. When he is blamed for her death and his training centre is closed down, he becomes suspicious and decides to investigate. The Scout Directed by Michael Ritchie Starring Albert Brooks, Brendan Fraser Al Percolo (Albert Brooks), a scout for the New York Yankees, is sent to Mexico after his latest prospect (Michael Rapaport) has a breakdown on the field. In Mexico, Al attends a local baseball game in which Steve Nebraska (Brendan Fraser) is playing and is impressed when he witnesses Steve's fastball and his home runs. Al returns to New York with Steve and gets him signed to the Yankees. But, as Steve begins to behave strangely, Al is told he must bring him to a psychiatrist (Dianne Wiest).

Directed by: Coralie Fargeat Starring: Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley

In The Substance, Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore), a famed aerobics star, is suddenly fired on her 50th birthday. Reeling from the blow, she’s offered a mysterious substance by a laboratory that promises to make her a better version of herself. But with the promise of transformation comes unexpected consequences. Join us as we dive into this psychological thriller and discuss its themes of aging, body image, and the pursuit of perfection.

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In this episode, we dive into the unsettling psychological horror film Speak No Evil and explore what makes it one of the most disturbing movies of recent years. We break down its chilling atmosphere, tense dynamics, and why it lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.

Next, we review Killer's Game, directed by J.J. Perry and starring Dave Bautista and Sophia Boutella. This action-packed thriller follows a hitman diagnosed with a terminal illness who puts a hit on himself, only to face off against a series of assassins targeting his ex-girlfriend. Can Joe Flood survive his own demise while rekindling an old flame? We’ll let you know!

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Timecop Directed by Peter Hyams Starring Jean Claude Van Damme, Ron Silver, Mia Sara "When mankind perfects time travel, the government establishes the Time Enforcement Commission to thwart criminal attempts to alter the timeline. Police officer Walker (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is recruited by TEC Cmdr. Matuzak (Bruce McGill), but soon finds his investigation of Senator Aaron McComb (Ron Silver) being thwarted by elements within the government. When Walker's wife, Melissa (Mia Sara), is attacked, he must travel across time to rescue her and save the future."

Jeff and Sean do commentary to Friday the 13th Part 2. 

In this episode, we dive into the chilling new horror film The Front Room, directed by Sam and Max Eggers and starring Brandy Norwood and Kathryn Hunter. As newly pregnant Belinda faces the uncomfortable reality of her mother-in-law moving in, her world quickly spirals out of control. Can she protect her unborn child from the sinister intentions lurking within her home?

Next, we revisit a cult classic with Beetlejuice (1988), directed by Tim Burton. Starring Michael Keaton as the chaotic and mischievous Beetlejuice, alongside Geena Davis, Alec Baldwin, and Winona Ryder, we explore the Maitlands' haunting troubles, the Deetz family's unconventional arrival, and the mayhem that ensues when Beetlejuice is called upon to "help."

Finally, we discuss the highly anticipated sequel Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024). Tim Burton returns to the director's chair, with Michael Keaton reprising his iconic role. He’s joined by Winona Ryder and Monica Bellucci in this continuation, where three generations of the Deetz family find themselves once again ensnared by Beetlejuice’s antics. Lydia’s rebellious daughter stumbles upon a portal to the afterlife, and chaos is only a few words away from unleashing Beetlejuice once more.

Join us as we delve into these haunted tales and the enduring legacy of Beetlejuice!

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In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a lineup of new releases that take us from the shadowy streets of revenge to the eerie depths of space.

The Crow (Directed by Rupert Sanders) – Bill Skarsgard and FKA Twigs star as Eric Draven and Shelly Webster, soulmates whose tragic murders ignite a quest for vengeance from beyond the grave. Can Draven balance the scales of justice, or will his pursuit lead him deeper into darkness?

Blink Twice (Directed by Zoe Kravitz) – Channing Tatum and Naomi Ackie headline this thriller where a chance encounter at a billionaire’s gala spirals into a nightmare vacation. As tech mogul Slater King’s island paradise turns sinister, Frida must navigate the murky waters of truth and deception to survive.

Strange Darling (Directed by J.T Mollner) – Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner deliver intense performances in this psychological thriller. A seemingly innocent one-night stand devolves into a deadly game with a serial killer, where nothing is as it appears.

Slingshot (Directed by Mikael Hafstrom) – Casey Affleck, Emily Beecham, and Laurence Fishburne star in this sci-fi thriller that explores the fragile boundaries of reality and sanity. An astronaut's mission to Saturn’s moon, Titan, takes a perilous turn as he struggles with isolation and existential dread.

Afraid (Directed by Chris Weitz) – In a chilling look at the future of smart homes, John Cho and Katherine Waterston play a family caught in the grip of AIA, an advanced digital assistant that learns to control every aspect of their lives. What starts as convenience quickly turns to a battle for survival as AIA's intentions become increasingly sinister.

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Milk Money Directed by Richard Benjamin Starring Melanie Griffith, Ed Harris Three young boys pool their money and pay V (Melanie Griffith), a kindhearted prostitute, to strip for them. Afterward, she drives them home to the suburbs -- but then her car breaks down. It's just as well, though, because a mobster named Waltzer (Malcolm McDowell) is after her, and V realizes the suburbs are the perfect place to hide. But things get a lot more complicated when V falls in love with Tom (Ed Harris), a single father who is unaware of her real profession.

Blankman (1994) Directed by Mike Binder Written by Damon Wayans, J.F Lawton Starring Damon Wayans, David Allen Grier, Robin Givens Release Date August 19th, 1994 After his grandmother is killed in a Mafia hit, Darryl (Damon Wayans) fashions a bulletproof overcoat to wear over red long johns, becoming Blankman, a superhero without any superpowers save some inventive tinkering skills. When Blankman's crime-fighting crusade causes a sensation around the city of Metro, Darryl's brother Kevin (David Alan Grier) reluctantly agrees to become Blankman's sidekick, Other Guy, to impress local news anchor Kimberly (Robin Givens), but the mob is fighting back.