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On this week’s accidental Irish special, Harrison looks at Irish neutrality during the second world war. Ireland remained neutral, but as one politician put it, neutral on the Allied side. The new country of Ireland walked a dangerous line to stay neutral but not upset too many people along the way.

Chris, meanwhile, investigates the theft of the Irish Crown Jewels in 1907 and how an incredible list of missed opportunities in the run-up to the theft could potentially have stopped the thieves in their tracks. Everything isn’t as it seems however, as the jewels weren’t actually Crown Jewels like the British ones are, but listen in to find out the whole story.

On this week’s episode, Chris has learnt about the different ways that the CIA attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro, all 638 of them. Well, the most interesting of the 638 attempts anyway. From the very famous exploding cigar to the slightly bonkers poisoned diving suit to the less subtle hiring of the mafia, the CIA made many attempts to get rid of the communist leader. Either they weren’t very good, or his security was excellent because he lived a very long life.

Then Harrison has learnt about the most expensive party ever thrown. In 1971, the Shah of Iran wanted to prove to the world how rich and sophisticated his country was. The preparations took more than a year and involved the building of a 1,000km highway, a 160 acre “city of tents” and an enormous food order from Paris. The party may have been a hit, but the long term consequences of the party, especially for the Shah, were severe.

This week, Harrison tells the spooky tail of London’s Necropolis Railway, a rather unusual solution to London’s problem in the mid 1800’s of having simply too many dead people. A company was established that would provide a full service railway funeral, taking the body and mourners from Waterloo to their picturesque cemetery in Surrey. It’s creators confidently predicted that it would be able to bury all of London’s dead for hundreds of years and bury more than 50 million people in 100 years. Listen in to find out how they did (spoiler alert, not well).

Then Chris has learnt about War Plan Red, America’s plan to invade Canada that was drawn up in 1930. Imagine it, what if three allies - the United States, United Kingdom and Canada decided to go to war? Well, War Plan Red really focused on the US invading Canada in order to stop the British in their tracks. This episode also includes Canada’s plan to invade the US (they were all at it!) so clearly in between the world wars, the major western powers were very jittery around each other. Fortunately that is no longer the case today…

Chris discovered the time that the Imperial Japanese Navy flooded Nagasaki when they launched the largest battleship - the Musashi - to ever sail the seas. Whilst the Japanese engineers managed to stop the ship just one metre past the point they thought it would roll off its dry-dock, they failed to account for the tidal wave it would create. Also in this episode, you’ll find out all about NATO’s floppy magnets. That’s right, at the height of the Cold War, just after the Cuban Missile Crisis, NATO decided they needed a simple and effective means of tracking Soviet submarines. Only, the idea that was dreamt up was a little too efficient…

Meanwhile Harrison has been looking in to the history of coffee. From the origin of the plants that give us the coffee beans to the culture that’s grown up around coffee and the influences it’s had throughout history. Learn why beans smuggled in a bouquet of flowers are today responsible for 39% of beans grown in 2020, how coffee houses were known as penny universities and how the punishment for being caught drinking a cup of coffee involved a cudgel, a sack and a river. Charming!

Harrison investigates the British Interplanetary Society which was found in 1933 and is the world’s longest established organisation devoted solely to supporting and promoting the exploration of space and astronautics. It seems likely that because of this incredible society, Britain could have been first to the moon after World War II, if the country hadn’t been completely broke and on its knees. Join us on a voyage of discovery!

Chris meanwhile learns about the blue people of Kentucky. Through incredibly bad luck, Martin Fugate, a Frenchman who emigrated to the United States in 1820 married a woman who had the same regressive gene that coloured his skin blue. Over 150 years, inbreeding and lack of understanding, the gene meant multiple generations of the Fugate’s and three other families in one small area of Kentucky suffered with blue skin, marking them out as different. Fortunately modern science came to the rescue…

In this episode, Chris learns all about the 1908 Olympics that were hastily moved from Rome to London due to the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Not only were these the fourth modern Olympiad, but they included a marathon, that whilst it didn’t quite rival the 1904 Olympic marathon, did include champagne and brandy! Best of all though, one of the events was men duelling with pistols that fired wax bullets, so whilst not fatal, not what you’d expect to be going on at an Olympic Games.

Harrison meanwhile discovers the invasive species of Asian Carp that are threatening to break into the US’ Great Lakes and eat their way through billions of dollars of fishing. How do you stop such an invasive species? You call in the US military of course! Listen now to find out the lengths the Americans will go to to save the Great Lakes from 50kg jumping fish…non

It’s time for another mini facts special! The boys have both found 10 fun facts that weren’t quite enough to fill an entire episode, but are still very interesting. very funny or perhaps both at once!

Learn about a man who massively over paid for a curry, the reason we hear a count down before a rocket launch, the most rigged election in history and what makes British tanks unique in the world. All of this and more in this week’s episode.

This week, Chris checks out the time that the United States Postal Service decided that delivering their mail by cruise missile should be a thing. We kid you not, they actually launched 3000 letters from a US Navy submarine for delivery to the US President amongst others. The boys aren’t sure it was a very viable plan as launching the missile in 1955 cost US$267,000. Still, it helped the US Navy flex in the face of the Soviets during the Cold War!

Harrison meanwhile discovers the completely bonkers sequel to the 101 Dalmatians called ‘The Starlight Barking‘. You might think it would involve 102 dalmatians, but how wrong you would be. When the world’s people are put to sleep by a super dog, every dog on the planet has super powers! They don’t need to drink or eat, can communicate with each other telepathically and have assumed the roles their owners had in the British government. Suffice to say, Disney have never actually made this story into a movie, but come with us on a magical journey of discovery to find out if Dodie Smith was on LSD when she wrote it.

This week’s episode is a corker. Harrison delves into the post-colonial world of the Zambian Afronauts. That’s right, whilst the Cold War was raging and both the Americans and Soviets were throwing everything, including the kitchen sink at getting a man on the moon, the possibly most unlikely nation on earth decided to throw its hat into the ring. Well, more specifically, Edward Mukuka Nkoloso wanted to put Zambians on the moon and Mars! It’s a crazy story that involves the budding afronauts being pushed down hills in oil barrels and swung from trees in tyres to simulate the lack of gravity on the celestial bodies. You have to listen to believe it.

Chris meanwhile relays the story of the only documented time that the Americans fought side-by-side with the Germans during World War II to defend a number of high-profile French VIPs from certain death at the hands of the SS. If the story of the Battle for Castle Itter wasn’t true, it could easily have been thought up by a budding Hollywood screenwriter, it’s so strange. In the dying days of World War II, a German Wehrmacht unit of roughly 20 men and just seven Americans battled through the night to save the VIPs. A possibly stranger tale doesn’t exist from World War II!

Following on from last week’s episode, Chris stays in Martinique, the beautiful Caribbean island, but turns to a dark tale when 30,000 people died on the French island in minutes. The year was 1902 and Mt. Pelee erupted at 7:52am on 8 May. There were just three known survivors - a little girl who was found floating out at sea some time after the eruption, someone the authorities labelled a “madman” and promptly armed with a gun and a hardened criminal who survived a flash temperature rise to 1000 degrees centigrade inside his prison cell. This story has it all!

Harrison meanwhile focused on the incredible story of the African American civil rights leader, Megdar Evers, who was assassinated on 12 June 1963, aged just 37 years old. He is perhaps not as well known as other leaders who gave their life, but we think he should be. Medgar worked to desegregate schools and to bring attention to cases of inequality. For this he was shot in the back outside his home, and his killer was thrown a parade after being let off twice.