Why are all the side characters so much more interesting than Bella and Edward? Turns out Jasper is not only an expert when it comes to newborn vampires, but he also fought in the Civil War. Oh, and Jacob has something pretty important to Bella... Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey touch on Chapter Thirteen – Newborn, Chapter Fourteen – Declaration and Chapter Fifteen – Wager.

Bella and Edward are still really insecure about the other one's feelings for some reason...but who cares about that! We finally get to hear the pack's backstory this week! Listen as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Ten – Scent, Chapter Eleven – Legends and Chapter Twelve – Time.

You waited a week for it, and here it is! We finally get to hear Rosalie's backstory. It turns out the rest of the Cullens are far more interesting than Edward. Oh, and apparently Jacob would rather Bella die than become a vampire. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Seven – Unhappy Ending, Chapter Eight – Temper and Chapter Nine – Target.

Alice is on babysitting duty, but that doesn't stop Bella from visiting her FRIEND Jacob Black. Turns out werewolf love at first site is a thing? Weird. Also, if anyone is keeping track, we are 100% #TeamAngela these days. Listen this week as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Four – Nature, Chapter Five – Imprint and Chapter Six – Switzerland.

Amanda and Kelsey are back for Season Three! Bella and Edward pick up right where they left off in New Moon with only a few weeks left of school. Unfortunately, much like in New Moon, Edward refuses to let Bella see her FRIEND Jacob. Vampiric men, am I right? Listen this week as they discuss Chapter One – Ultimatum, Chapter Two – Evasion and Chapter Three – Motives.

Is Mike a marshmallow? Why do werewolves look more like cats than wolves? Without the blue filter, how are we even supposed to know this movie is part of the Twilight Saga?! Amanda and Kelsey answer these and several other burning questions in this week's episode as they discuss the movie New Moon. 

Bella and Edward are back in Washington, but how will Bella's relationship with Jacob be moving forward? Will the pack stand by and allow Bella to become a vampire someday? Will Edward and Jacob ever let Bella make her own decisions?! Find out as Amanda and Kelsey discuss the final piece of New Moon, Epilogue: Treaty.

Edward, Bella and Alice made it through their encounter with the Volturi, and they are on their way home. Will Edward stick around this time or is he going to break another promise and leave our girl Bella in the woods again? Find out in this week's episode as Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Twenty -Two – Flight, Chapter Twenty-Three – The Truth and Chapter Twenty-Four – Vote.

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Bella and Alice are making their way to Volterra to save Edward...all because Rosalie decided she wanted to play a fun game of Alice-vison telephone. Will they make it in time? Will Bella forgive Edward? Will we EVER stop talking about Edward? Unclear. Listen this week to Chapter Nineteen – Race, Chapter Twenty – Volterra and Chapter Twenty-One – Verdict.

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Bella is starting to feel more and more conflicted when it comes to Jacob. Here's a hint girl...we're pretty sure you like like him. Something tells us a little phone call is going to ruin everything though...Listen this week and Amanda and Kelsey discuss Chapter Sixteen – Paris, Chapter Seventeen – Visitor and Chapter Eighteen – The Funeral.