It's been a while and we need to talk about Wemby. This leads to us discussing the "perfect archetype" of basketball player to build a team around. Keenan also helps Aaron discover deeply-held feelings about Kobe Bryant that have long clouded his stance on where the Black Mamba ranks in his personal ladder of hoops history.

We also name our Starting Five Historical Figures as Hoopers in a segment Keenan worried would "get us canceled." How's that for a teaser?

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