WHOA!

Did you see that?

That movie that came out like 10 days ago?

Cause it seems like nobody did.... but we did. And we recorded a while back, it's coming out now. A bit late. If you're upset about that, I'd say don't get mad, alright?

• Listener mail!
• Derek's hot (wrong) takes about Furiosa
• More big eye talk

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This is the way.

Frankly it makes our release schedule line up better with movies that are coming out soon anyway.

Listen for excuses like:

• I was on travel.
• I briefly forgot how to speak.
• Derek was frozen in ice.
• Kate left to attend clown college.
• The sun exploded.
• Derek and Aaron high fived so loud it blew out their ear drums.
• Kate got stuck in an escape room.
• Godzilla attacked.
• Derek made a joke so saucy his computer had to go to the shop.
• Mark Wahlberg heard us trying to do Bostonian accents and beat us all up.
• Aaron accidentally watched The Other Guys instead.
• I got a sunburn.
• I got Saltburned.

Or whatever.

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STUNTS!

It's an action/comedy/romance/Ryan Gosling movie - what's the worst you could say about it? Come listen to me scrape the bottom of the barrel on my bad opinions.

• Aaron goes to the bathroom
• Kate goes from excited to disappointed
• Shirtless talk

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NOT THE CAPTAIN AMERICA ONE.

We watched the A24 "Civil War" - and let me tell you it's a romp. Just a good old time. Aaron wasn't a huge wuss about it at all.

Even if you've not watched this movie, give the episode a listen. It's better than the last one. That movie was bad. This one is not.

• Video game adaptation talks
• Derek keeps up with the Kardashians
• 3 different Team America: World Police references
• The definition of the term "Money Shot"

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Okay this episode is late. Sorry I fell asleep on this one. The weird thing was, in my sleep I dreamt of Nic Cage.

We watched Dream Scenario for some reason so you don't have to! Listen to this episode that was both 3 days late AND half the length of our usual episodes!

LISTEN FOR:

• Derek & Kate propping up Aaron
• Aaron yelling, a lot

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Today we're talking two surprisingly good movies on Amazon Prime - Ricky Stanicky & Road House. It was an incredibly fun podcast to record, and that shows through, I think. If you don't like it, you'll have to take up the issue with the 4th member of the podcast - but he's off working for Green Peace in Africa.

Listen carefully for:

• There always after Brenden's lucky charms
• Derek gets cancelled
• ROADHOUSE
• John Cena singing

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...and listen to three friends talk about the epic new release Dune: Part 2! Two of the three of them are feeling the effects of the spice. Their prescience weighs on their soul Visions of a brilliant but terrifying future dancing in their minds. Their hearts pounding in their chests like the thumpers atop those... those giant piles of sand. The. Uh... gosh the big sand mountains, or maybe more like hills or whatever - but made of sand. There's a word for that.

Listen carefully for:

• Derek says BEEP
• Have you ever seen podcast Kate and Kate Middleton in the same room at the same time?
• Aaron being unprepared and exhausted!

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The Nice Guys - a good-ass movie with a not great name. Honestly why not just call it "The March Hare" or "All I wanted in the last 90's were some Healys". Both of those are puns from the main characters of this movie you probably haven't seen, which is an absolute shame - because 2 out of 3 critics agree: It's darling.

The 3rd critic was Kate.

• Aaron trying to say a joke from the movie but just laughing instead (x3)
• Kate not trying to rain on the guys' parade
• A geometric interpretation of the Pythagorean Theorem
• Harkonnen language.

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Who is the real Argylle?

This movie has more twists than one of those churro bags you get from Taco Bell. Its twists are bigger than those on screen in the upcoming sequel to Twister. It's got more rug pulls than dude who works the stock room at Nebraska Furniture Mart. It's got more left turns than the Indy 500. It's got more surprises than the Cracker Jack factory. It's got more...

Yeah you get it.

Honestly Argylle is not good. But the podcast was fun. I hope it's fun to listen to.

• Kate's Mic deciding it wants to be just the best listener.
• No fewer than 5 beeped curses
• Aaron saying "hmmm" an annoying amount of times
• Kate's admission of guilt.

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It's our 4th episode! This week we scene "Self Reliance", a comedy on Hulu. A movie we forgot to pre-announce. But, you know, you can't always depend on other people to be there. Sometimes you have to hoist yourself up by your own petard. You have to depend on your own lonesome. If only there were some sort of phrase for that.

Anyway about Self Reliance - if you didn't happen to see it, should you run to the TV nearest you and give it a watch? Maybe listen to the episode first.

We also talk about movies from 1988 & 1994 to complete this random episode about nonsense.

Listen out for:

• A punny sponsorship message
• Derek actively avoids complimenting one of Kate's desert island movies
• Podcast Cat Jeff subtly purring in your ear
• Aaron, Derek, and Kate all simultaneously break out into song. Song 2, by Blur.

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