We Slay Things

What's the best way to scout out a filthy, undead laden vessel? How much strain do Spider-Shoes™ apply to your ankles? And how does one kill that which has no life? Find out as our foul-mouthed adventurers approach their goal...

(Recorded June 29, 2019)

Music:

Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff

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We Slay Things returns (!!!) with another vulgar, murderous, piratical adventure on the "high" seas! The second installment of our aquatic adventure will leave you reaching for your Orcish Clam Juice... so row over to the play button and unleash these fearsome brutes.

(Recorded June 29, 2019)

Music:

Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff @sergenarcissoff

Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com

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Welcome esteemed friend, to another astounding chapter in the journey of Adventurers Local 381! The slaying continues as we murder helpless minions, chat with some other much friendlier minions, and deal with that pesky Efreeti once and for all!

But will the Raven Queen in her great benevolence bring our recording back from the very grave? Listen to find out! (Spoilers: yes.)

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Welcome to a We Slay Thing's first SIDE QUEST, where we venture away from our usual team of louts and play pirate, in part one of a new nautical adventure. What happens? I don't know! I haven't even listened yet! Join us for coarse language, coarse adventurers and coarse, chapped extremities brought on by coarse weather! Ex-slay-cior!

Music:

Sea Of Thieves by Serge Narcissoff https://soundcloud.com/sergenarcissoff

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Our adventure continues, and the party trips over each other while trying to seduce the Silver Fox of the Desert. Will we ever get paid? Will we gain entrance to the fire genies immense shaft? Find out NOW!

We Slay Things Chapter Seven, where we finally encounter half of the title of the game!

Our trek across the desert continues. We get grossed out by a rot troll, we get lost in a huge storm, and we AH-HA-HA decide to help Will Smith the Genie murder his hated Efreeti enemy.

While training camels on our trip into the deserts of Faerûn, we introduce another member of Adventurers local 381: a powerful Dwarven Paladin named Emberlynn... who goes onto almost singlehandedly murder a monstrous giant creature.

After slaying some owls and meeting a big dude, we're back in town for Spring Break! Meemaw picks up ballbearings and thieves things, Xardex takes a Lawful Good turn, Belisar partisars, Zauber learns to make maps, Twiggie communes with nature, and Killbo propogandizes and chats up marks in the bar. But where are we going next?

And who the heck is Emberlynn?

Welcome to We Slay Things, chapter three! We continue our murderous spree... but what is Meemaw doing with those ball bearings?