It’s a heartwarming tale about a woman who kills guys with a hammer to help her skinless lover regrow his pores, all while her niece tries to solve a puzzle that’s significantly harder than a Sudoku. Come for the 80s practical effects, stay for the realization that hell is just a really intense leather convention with no exit signs.

A delicious, creamy substance is discovered bubbling out of the earth and quickly becomes a nationwide sensation as a calorie-free dessert known as "The Stuff." However, the sweet treat hides a terrifying secret: it is a sentient, parasitic organism that eats its consumers from the inside out, turning them into hollowed-out "Stuff-ies." When a corporate spy and a young boy team up to expose the truth, they find themselves in a race against time to stop the global marketing machine before the entire world is consumed.