1. Tom and Julz helping out the community! 2. Surgeons are doing it tough. 3. My illegal DS related story. 4. I honestly couldn't be fucked putting the effort in to write witty descriptions. Seriously, it's like 10am in the morning and I'm freaking tired as hell. Not to mention, I still haven't received my n64 stuff from Hong Kong yet!

1. Milley Cyrus: Bitch won't let us interview her. 2. Cock-blocked by a tradie ON THE SHOW! 3. Hip n' all that at uni. Fap stats shnigger. Nude lawn is nudity. 4. Asian kid or calculator? 5. Julia Gillard is not a real name. Even I have bigger tits than her. 6. Tom calls his boss a bastard. Idiot.

1. Julius Reade: Fapping story of 2011. 2. Conan O'Brien shits all over Jimmy faggot. 3. Penis head. 4. David Letterman asking stupid fucking questions. 5. Crazed gun man. 6. Lady gaga shit in interviews.

1. Mrs. Miss: Our very first, Which would you tap! 2. The Julius Reade fleshlight, The Gillard paradox. 3. Tom describes the worst date! 4. I listen to Tom describing the worst date ever! 5. All while you listen at the very same time!

1. Mr. Digitalism: Evoking too many emotions. 2. Tom's hating the cinema - working there. 3. The best jobs: Club X, not Club X. 4. Why don't we ever eat Wumpa fruit. 5. We Put the "W" in "We talk you Die". 6. The birth making process, Tom is inherently racist.

1. Thomas Hutchins: The sickness; the 100% tabacco, 0% marijuana joint. 2. Kids with chlamydia, the stuff that looks like crabs and probably is crabs. 3. Dress up as your favorite Harry potter character! 4. HP: The flaws that even we don't get.

1. Ms. Sydney: Trams are hot. 2. Tom's rejection hug. 3. A skewed segment: WE LOVE THAT F*ING COUNTRY. 4. We hate Luxembourg. You should too.

1. Ellen Degeneres: Getting on the thing. 2. Tom's prank call shenanigans, issues with past neighbours + telemarketers. 3. Justin Timberlake's Myspace, becoming your favourite celebrity.

1. Maria Sharapova's hot body. 2. Talking Wimbledon with our starcraft knowledge. 3. Solutions for modern sport. 4. Talking Ellen, our envy 5. We emulate Ellen. Unfortunately.

1. Little Timmy needs to watch porn! 2. The wank bank, Victorian schools for porn initiative. 3. Bullshit prize and money. 4. Send us your credit card details. 5. Go out on a date with my mum!