We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded.

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Show Notes:

Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddspp9y

What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6kvzn

Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erbr4h

Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat:  https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC

Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/

Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo! 

What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9txa

Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbdp78

ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zanmrs

Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pfnkc

Read Ron Morehead’s "Voices in the Wilderness": https://amzn.to/3D7Maox

Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/

"Bigfoot Sounds Off!" 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffbv9w

Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js3ua

Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell:  https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4943

Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5a6a

Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yvkjf

Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepdpzj

A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4denvf

Timestamps:

00:00 – Quit Farting on Us

02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker

10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters

12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial

19:05 –  You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes

26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing

28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now

45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans

52:53 – Bigfart Approaches

59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand

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Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk

Produced by Connor J Randall

Additional Research by Keelin Mathews

Photography by Karl Pfeiffer

Art by Dustin Williams

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