Kenny adds a new moose sound effect to the collection, TJ is potty training his daughter discovered a mess in public bathrooms, sharing favorite teacher stories on teacher appreciation day, what happens when a student hands a teacher a love note, how to pick the perfect watermelon, today is national Harry Potter Day, how long is too long to read text messages, and Kenny reads the news.

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