We Watch Stupid

Long ep this week because there were a lot of couples! Pretty much every man said or did something manipulative -- high five dudes! British mom finally touches down in LA (but she's been in Mexico this whole time?!); Jasmine holds some heavy birds and they get real about their future; Sam's kitchen is swarming with flies and chili smoke; Justigor shows his true colors (but they've been there the whole time?); Ashley has una sorpresa for Manuel; Clayton learns a dance and Anali maintains the ick.

Roxy is on vacation next week so we will have an extra long episode on the 22nd! Stay tuned...

0-20:00 Rob & Sophie

20:00-36:00 Sam & Citra

36:00-48:30 Nikki & Justigor

48:30-1:01:00 Ashley & Manuel

1:01:00-1:16:30 Clayton & Anali

1:16:30-1:27:00 Jasmine & Gino

1:27:00-end FMK

Noemi is back to recap the riveting conclusion to the saga of The Family Chantel. We talk about Chantel's first date in almost a decade, old man strength and sweat, this box of voodoo, and whether or not Chantel got the closure she was looking for.

Happy New Year!

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A HOLIDAY TREAT FOR YOU! Our friend of the pod, Noemi, took some time out of her holiday weekend to recap the final chapter of The Family Chantel. We talk about doing pole dancing classes with your mom, where it's appropriate to scream at your ex over FaceTime, and more.

We hope you're having a relaxing holiday weekend. Look out for Part 2 later this week.

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Our last episode of 2023! Ashley transforms into a mermaid in her wedding dress (just let her think that); Rob & Sophie scream at each other in a sex store; Clayton f*cks up his first social engagement ever; Devin & Nick tie the knot; Sam breaks some bad news to Citra; Gino decides that butt implants are a great investment & Jasmine threatens to punch his entire family.

We will be taking a break for the holidays, so look out for our next ep January 7th.

0-2:30 Intro

2:30-13:00 Ashley & Manuel

13:00-25:00 Rob & Sophie

25:00-37:30 Clayton & Anali

37:30-45:00 Devin & Nick

45:00-54:30 Sam & Citra

54:30-1:00:00 Gino & Jasmine

1:00:00-end Next Time On & FMK

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DIANA'S BACK!!! We are so happy that Diana is back to talk stupid. We talked about puking a few times this week, so check the timestamps if that's distressing for you. This week Nikki and Justigor really let it rip on the kind of shallow trash people they really are; Rob continues to Rob, adding in an extra flair of biphobia and gaslighting; Sam drops a bombshell that he could go to prison; Nick LOLs at Devin's dad having a serious conversation; Clayton gets nutted by a goat; and Jasmine and Gino land in Miami.

0-7:10 Intro & Recap

7:10-8:00 Puke Talk

8:00-15:00 Nikki & Justigor

15:00-23:30 Rob & Sophie

23:30-24:00 Puke Talk

24:00-35:30 Sam & Citra

35:30-44:30 Nick & Devin

44:30-59:00 Clayton & Anali

59:00-1:10:30 Gino & Jasmine

1:10:30-end Next Time On & FMK

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Thank you Alex for cohosting! We had so much fun recapping this trash. This week Nikki & Justigor go wine tasting and make their sommelier throw up in his mouth; Rob continues to be an idiot and gets butthurt when his friends turn on him for lying; We meet Sam & Citra whose lifestyles seem very mismatched; Devin & Nick finally arrive in Searcy and Nick continues to double down on the 'piggy' issue; Ashley & Manuel have a heart to heart at the 'beach' and we have a little bit more hope for their future.

0-9:00 Intro

9:00-28:00 Nikki & Justigor

28:00-37:00 Rob & Sophie

37:00-46:00 Sam & Citra

46:00-59:00 Devin & Nick

59:00-1:14:00 Ashley & Manuel

1:14:00-end Next time on & FMK

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An extra special guest for an extra stupid ep this week! Rob & Sophie are back together, for now; Clayton & Anali pick apples with Brandi & Clayton explains blue balls; Ashley is a coffee octopus & they fight in front of her friends; Devin & Nick arrive in the US; Nikki meets Justigor's parents & gets their blessing; Gino & Jasmine fight about whether or not Gino touched a stripper's ass.

0-1:30 Intro

1:30-8:30 Rob & Sophie

8:30-12:00 Devin & Nick

12:00-20:00 Nikki & Justigor

20:00-35:30 Ashley & Manuel

35:30-47:00 Clayton & Anali

47:00-56:00 Gino & Jasmine

56:00-end FMK

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Noemi joins us again to recap all these idiots! If Rob is doing some kind of meta public service announcement about how to avoid f*ck boys by demonstrating all of their red flags, he's doing a great job; Nikki tries to break up with Justigor, and then he tries to eject her from the car; Ashley & Manuel promptly forget everything they talked abou tin therapy; Clayton takes Anali to do Kentucky things, like riding horses and getting drunk; Nick & Devin are ~*cute*~; and Jasmine accuses Gino of having old stuff.

0-2:00 Intro

2:00-10:00 Rob & Sophie

10:30-24:e0 Nikki & Justigor

24:30-34:30 Ashley & Manuel

34:30-51:00 Clayton & Anali

51:00-52:00 Devin & Nick

52:00-1:09:00 Gino & Jasmine

1:09:00-end Next time on, FMK

Bit of a shorter ep this week. Noemi joins us again, thank you!!! Lots of little vignettes from all the couples, this felt like a quick update with not a ton of fun drama. Sophie's mom is the star of their segment, giving more descriptors for Rob; Anali meets Clayton's mom and apparently they're in love; Ashley & Manuel meet her friends and it goes... OK; Nikki & Justigor meet his friends and it gets weird; Devin meets Nick's parents, says nothing, but cries a lot; Jasmine meets Gino's family and they show us midwestern hospitality, which is actually just thinly veiled xenophobia.

0-8:00 Rob the Jobless, Boring, No Sympathy Knob & Sophie

8:00-16:00 Clayton & Anali

16:00-27:00 Ashley & Manuel

27:00-36:00 Nikki & Justigor

36:00-41:00 Devin & Nick

41:00-55:00 Gino & Jasmine

55:00-end FMK

This week we review what it's like to be in an instagram relationship plagued by online cheating; the trials and tribulations of being a sugar mama who isn't getting what they want from their sugar baby and why that sugar baby is still on TV when he has a questionable recent past; WE MEET CLOSET MOM; Jasmine has a near-death experience which may or may not involve tree nuts; and Devin realizes that her potential future in-laws may not like that she's taking their son across the world.

Extra special congratulations to our wonderful co-host Diana who had her first baby this past Saturday!!!

0-7:00 Baby J update & internet findings

7:00-29:00 Rob & Sophie

29:00- 49:00 Nikki & Justigor

49:00-1:08:00 Clayton & Anali

1:08:00-1:21:00 Devin & Nick

1:21:00-1:31:00 Gino & Jasmine

1:31:00-end Next time on & FMK

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