Maybe The Walls Don't Have Ears, But The Mattress Talks.

Maybe the walls don't have ears, but the mattress talks. Welcome to Director Paul Norman's "Bedlam", the story of a girl and her bed. A bed that gives advice, tells tales, and just might save Celeste from some untold danger. All in all, it's bedlam. When all hell breaks loose...and it feels just like heaven.

Starring:  Amber Woods, Celeste, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Nikki Tyler, Alex Sanders, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Tom Byron

Categories:  '90s, Classic, Couples, Feature, Lesbian, Lesbian - Strap-Ons, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women

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YOU CAN RUN, AND YOU BETTER HIDE.

A missing father, a missing beauty queen. Or are they missing? Covert contacts, a private investigation, and it's all taking place in the shadows of the capitol where the seediest of exchanges go down and the sexiest of encounters are played out in the shadows.

Starring:  Alex Foxe, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Kelsey Heart, Kristal Summers, Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, Star E. Knight, Zana, Ian Daniels, Joel Lawrence, Julian Andretti, Lee Stone, Randy Spears

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Happy New Year!

We start off 2025 with an absolute banger of a film.

1995's Trouble Maker.

She's Trouble... But it Works On Paper.

Asia and Eric are newlyweds. On their honeymoon, they take on a partner of another sort.

Celeste...troublemaker.

The mind games are as hot as the sex play. Celeste, Tammi and Asia go at it with an anal bullet. Laura Palmer and Asia make love on a pool table. Celeste takes Eric orally. In a bathroom.

It's a Paul Thomas take on relationships gone awry. The words that are spoken, the letters that are sent, the trouble that ensues.

Only it's Celeste... so it's a double-take. Enjoy.

4 Hours of Total Video

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The Story of A Miracle that DIDN'T Happen on 34th Street!

"Angels come in all sizes and shapes. They can even be a cocktail waitress in a deserted bar on Christmas Eve. They can save a man who feels like half a man. And best of all, they can even be Devon. Make a wish upon a star?"

Join Tich and RPJ this holiday season for a very very VERY depressing Christmas porno.

Sure the sex is good, but this film is filled with sad twist after sad twist.

From men with waxed legs, to possible murder. Eve's Gift might just become your new Holiday classic. Move over Die Hard!

Studio: Vivid

Director: David Stanley

Run Time: 1 hr 12min

Released: 2000

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A magical night that neither can forget leads Julianne and Matt to a fateful reunion 10 years after.

A lot has happened in each of their lives but they are determined to rekindle the flames of passion that blazed ever so briefly a decade past.

Can sexual lighting strike twice?

Directed by F.J. Lincoln

Run Time: 1:26 min

1997

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1995's Dear Dairy is a film you need to see to believe.

A film that won two AVN awards for acting, Tich and RPJ have a lot to say when it comes to the acting of this film. Hint ... it blows their minds!

For once a porno that has acting that acting isn't all that bad. And there's more! The sex is pretty good as well!

A busty blond in a wheelchair that has a magic diary that makes people have sex? Yes please!

Dear Diary 126 min / 1995

Directed by Frank Marino

The King of Erotic Cinema Tinto Brass directs a cult classic in Cheeky! This beautifully shot and killer soundtrack erotic cult film comes to 4K UHD for the first time, and we are here for it.

Tich and RPJ review the Uncensored Director's Cut, which is filled butt show after butt shot.

This is the most horny film to be reviewed yet!

Cheeky! 91 minutes/2000

Written/directed/edited by Tinto Brass

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It's DOUBLE FEATURE TIME, with Gail Palmer's "Erotic Adventures of Candy" and "Candy Goes to Hollywood".

Carol Connors of "Deep Throat" fame stars as Candy, a ditzy blond that travels around America having sex.

Written and Directed by Gail Palmer these films on paper should avoid the trappings of toxic male fantasy ... and yet it's somehow worse ...

Strap in and get ready for bad acting, bad theme songs, and bad plot. Maybe some okay sex.

Erotic Adventures of Candy / 1978 / 86 minutes

Candy Goes to Hollywood / 1979 / 88 minutes

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What would you do if you discovered the house you live in was built on ancient whoring grounds?

Now, imagine it possessed by the spirits of horny tricks and whores. Would you stay? Haunted, a tale of things that go hump in the night!

Join Tich and RPJ as they dive into the spooky world of Haunted!

Directed by Jerome Tanner ( 2002 )

1 Hour 11 min

A guy named Al has a late night, wacky comedy show that's co hosting by guy in an ape costume. This show plays random amateur porn via VHS. Al has a sister who watches this show ... and plays with herself whilst watching this show. She has a boyfriend who is an out of work actor with no money. And he spends what money he does have on sex workers to bring home and film having sex with partner.

How will they make ends meet? Enter the sleazy producer of the amateur porn...

Will their relationship hold together?

Tich and RPJ try and make sense of this film that tries to set up a series of films, but really goes nowhere!

Playback directed by David Stanley ( 2002 )

2 hours