Phat Dabs In The Morning

we were gonna do a show but we got high (episode 420)


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from the intro to every bit of this episode you will probably notice that we are much much higher than usual here at the village this 420 season. as for reasons why, one have you been outside lately or watched the news and two the 420 season is just better with the bowl mates by your side with bong in hand and lighter in the other ready to enjoy what the season has to offer. the hidden sesh village is shining bright like some diamonds this 420 and considering that is what we've been smoking on this episode, diamonds are in for the season. hell we took a phat one before we even hit the torch to do the intro this episode. it was a harbinger of things to come as we proceed to get higher and discuss how silly things in middle school was and how sometimes looking back on your childhood you just realize how not shit your parents were. sometimes being free to just roam the streets until the streetlights caught you was one thing, but anyone with eyes would also call it neglect. and how field trips were different back in the day where they would send you to random pretty cool places which would have been cooler if your classmates weren't there with you. but no nostalgia to blow the buzz cause we also take a look at some puberty videos from the early 1900s and just how out of sync and misinformed some of these things really were and how some of these were pretty tame and kinda sucked compared to some of the bullshit they tried to throw at us when it came to this even with one of the most cringe abstinence videos we have ever seen which we are certain had we seen that back in our school days we probablywould have done anything to not be associated with that level of lame. and speaking of misinformed bullshit, we take a look at the classic reefer madness for the first time and well we here at phat dabs are quite speechless at how silly and ridiculous this movie is when it comes to propaganda films. just remember folks if your sesh ever becomes a crime scene, you need new people to smoke with. we take a look back at some new characters we would and wouldn't smoke with and we run a pretty good gamut from better call Saul to two and a half a men to the world of gumball and a bunch of other random stoned thoughts in between. you know you still have some other characters you would be glad to have a sesh with. you know you are always welcome to slide through in the comments and let us know which ones would join your dream sesh. hell we even take another diamond and end up being terrible at super nintendo games on the switch and it makes us wonder if the controls were really this broken and nut crackingly hard all along or whether we were just that bad at video games. quite frankly we like to think it 's a little bit of column a and a little of column b. trust us, to go back to the original super Mario kart after all these years and upgrades to video games later is almost jarring quite honestly and it is amazing how far we've come playing that now. you new school players have no idea how good you have it. we reminisce on the silliness of our first time getting high and if people actually get high their first time. I remember doing so how about you. didn't feel like I was high but I was gone. and to think this is only part one of a two part episode. part two is actually on 420 and we will be having a little get together and have some smoke and fun and get ourselves right for the best holiday of the year. there's no war on 420 let us tell you. not here in this village. and with the summer coming up, who knows what else we may have in store but know we will be high for most of it. let us stop fucking lying we will be high for all of it. and if we know the folks who listen to us, they will be too. it's a celebration remember that. enjoy yourselves considering we will be just as high in part two.

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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks