We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans rapidly lose faith in democracy about a year from season 5 episode 18, Crusaders of the Lost Mark! We wonder what if your name is just Bad Personality, vote for more Dubai Labubu Diamond Tiara Asteroid, and get a nose career. We snarl at that cisplant, make sure the boys are on their own, and notice that everyone's always putting me in a sandwich. Right about now, Fluttershy really wants to be getting on her high horse, but that little British orphan deserved it. Wait, he's making smack barm pey wet! Save him! Mods! Listen to their input!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wonder why Dave keeps doing this in season 5 episode 17, Brotherhooves Social! We segregate some apples, ask where the sun got such a long bacon, and, honestly, I sound really badass when I do my own shots. Anyone wanna help me spitroast that headache?

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans place a come bet in season 5 episode 16, Made in Manehattan! We mention Fuunsaiki, appreciate da big applebutt, and did you know no other pony had trash cans until Applejack invented them? We stick to SAG (Soup Appreciating (Gay)) Rules, witness the work of a friendly stand, and notice you love knobs.

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Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans say this one out loud in season 5 episode 15, Rarity Investigates!! We shake our head at the fake lesbians, understand the Japanese word for knowing the mind of your cohost, and go to horse college (hollege). Just wait until the guy who can't tell boxes apart gets a job at the box delivery factory. We watch as Rarity smells her good friend Juniper Phoenix, but remember that boy smell is straight. We engage in ladder discourse, but do you mind palacing these nuts? She doesn't even know Geneva Convention!

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Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans want us to beans this guy in season 5 episode 14, Canterlot Boutique! We spill a little beans on 'em, locate our pony of interest, and, hey, Pitbull. Would you kill an innocent man just because he had a terrible cupcake? Would you, Marester Womanwide? Really, it's about ethics in gay mare journalism because we're GOING OUT for your BUSINESS.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans apply a lotta good adjectives to a Beans in season 5 episode 13, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?! We achieve 88 mares per hoof, prove that friendship is magic, and hope the next episode is worse so we don't have to do introspection. We speculate on the origin of Rarity's iconic gun and, of course, cplap cplap cplap get rested.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are considered "too concerned with Billy Joel" in season 5 episode 12, Amending Fences! We appreciate some bespoke eyebrows, love a smug book horse, and detect a hobby. You know, to the Joker, he's Dr. Normallove. Did you know they brought their whole pussy to Butch Eans? Go girl, give us nothing as we play some Super Smash Houses Melee.

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate some horse ues in season 5 episode 11, Party Pooped! We observe some spattenings, cross the Rutherford B. Hayes line, and remark upon the Rule of Fives. We agree that you can't be talking to Pinkie Pie with too much shit in your ass because Cadence is also the villain of this episode.

The Beatles in Ocarina of Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_nxOcDFgU

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cast a mid-tier Final Fantasy horse spell in season 5 episode 10, Princess Spike! I can only get my cohorse with so many -ussy suffixes in a reference to hit manga Chainsawman, so you have to perfect parry the allergy in an episode so bad it makes you defend the FBI. At least we get to use humangnets to slam my lips in the car door. You know, I was treated like a woman once. And a horse!

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans jizz our pants right off in season 5 episode 9, Slice of Life! We engage in sphereless behavior, respect both genders (man and crystals), and we're shocked you don't remember jelly guy. We meet Sweat Emoji Cutie Mark because it'd make it hard to sleep if your butt's always bouncing and moaning on it. I don't know about you, but I think Scootaloo deserves cigarettes.

Princess Grace's unboxing video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX4WpjY-iqM!

The Octavia monster fighting animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXc!

Our website is at isekai.horse!

Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!

Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Kos can be found at draekos.art!