We Will Rank You

We Will Rank You

By Adam, Dan, Jim & SamMusicMusic Commentary
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We Will Rank You episodes

  • XTC - Skylarking ranked

    What's your most-loved and least favorite song on XTC's Skylarking? Dear Pod, we were in literal and figurative ecstasy talking about the ninth album by Swindon's finest. Jim's pick led to a new innovative countdown ranking system that we adored. Fun sharing how we all wrestled with tearing apart song combos and a track order that is such a huge part of why we love it so. Lots of our patented opinion clashing plus special guest ranker Tim Smith from Georgia XTC satellites Nigels With Attitude, Jellyfish and Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds weighs in. We're taking a bit of a recording break for the summer season cauldron cycle, so enjoy our longest episode to date. In the meantime, our social media will still be just as fun as the pod, so please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Andy Partridge, Big Day, Nigels With Attitude, Swindon, Dying, art rock, 91X, The Meeting Place, Todd Rundgren, Wild Honey Orchestra, That's Really Super, Supergirl, Colin Moulding, Utopia, Eric Clapton, Grass, the Los Angeles XTC Appreciation Society, I've made a huge mistake, Ballet for a Rainy Day, psychedelic music, 1000 Umbrellas, Dave Gregory, The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul, the Prisoner, Mingo Lewis, Earn Enough for Us, actual ecstasy, the Beatles, Season Cycle, the Beach Boys, Tim Smith, Another Satellite, chamber pop, underwater piano, Sacrificial Bonfire, umbilical, #manimonday, Summer's Cauldron, Dukes of Stratosphear, England, Dear God, 1986.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    http://chalkhills.org The XTC Resource, a huge help for our fact-findin'
    https://twitter.com/apehousextc Ape House Records

    END CREDITS SONG: Skylarking by Horace Andy

    2 hr 22 min
  • Big Country - The Crossing Ranked

    What's your most-loved and least favorite song on Big Country's The Crossing? Sam takes us to Scotland to rank their debut album. The rest of the hosts are fairly uninitiated which makes for interesting reactions all around. Jim and Adam silently celebrate their vaccinations by stupidly trying to record in the same room for the first time, so you might hear a slight echo echo in parts parts. HUP! Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    In a Big Country, bagpipe guitars, Stuart Adamson, Inwards, Alternative rock, Scotland, Chance, new wave, Mark Brzezicki, Fields of Fire (400 Miles), I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles), HUP, The Storm, folk rock, the Alarm, Harvest Home, bagpipe guitars, Celtic rock, Lost Patrol, SHOCK, Bruce Watson, Close Action, post-punk, Tony Butler, 1000 Stars, not a one-hit wonder, did I mention the bagpipe guitars, Porrohman, 1983.  

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM: https://bigcountry.co.uk

    END CREDITS SONG: Fields of Fire ((8-Bit Big Country Emulation)) by  8-Bit Arcade

    1 hr 24 min
  • Blur - Parklife Ranked

    In a heated race, Blur emerged victorious in our first-ever request episode. Suggested by our friend Molly in Boston, the 1994 British classic beat out over 40 other suggestions in a public vote. The 16-track LP is the longest album we've ever done but we tore through it, despite some fun surprise interruptions. Lots of strong opinions and amusing tales, including the time Sam and Adam squeezed into a tiny club with the band to watch up-and-comers Oasis. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:Bluh, Far Out, Damon Albarn, Trouble In The Message Centre, Britpop, Debt Collector, Alex James, London Loves, British stuff, Lot105, Graham Coxon, Tracy Jacks, Tracy Jones, Pulp, Clover Over Dover, Dave Rowntree, Parklife, Fred Armisen, Bad Head, more British stuff, Magic America, Stephen Street, To The End, misheard lyrics, Boys And Girls, Reading Festival, Jubilee, better than Oasis, Bank Holiday, computer noises, This is a Low, Mexican Radio, End of a Century, 1994.

    US:

    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    http://www.blur.co.uk

    END CREDITS SONG: Oliver's Army by Blur 

    1 hr 38 min
  • Sinead O'Connor-I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got Ranked

    After a lot of cataloging and shelf inventory, Adam's promise to choose an record we have all owned was delivered with Sinead O'Connor and the beautiful 1990 "IDNWWIHG" album. As she once said, "It’s not for men to like; it’s a woman’s statement." Well, we don't like it. We LOVE it. Fitting that such a personal album resulted in the most personal moment we've recorded. Opening theme remixed by mashup legend DJ Riko. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Sinead O'Connor, "You Cause as Much Sorrow", Dublin, Andy Rourke, "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got", Nellee Hooper, Margaret Thatcher, "Nothing Compares 2 U", Prince, "Three Babies" , Tori Amos, Saturday Night Live, "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance", John Reynolds, the Pope, "Jump in the River", Jud Jud, "Funky Drummer", "Feel So Different", Marco Pirroni, "Black Boys on Mopeds" , Mary J Blige, "The Emperor's New Clothes", Karl Wallinger, Jah Wobble, "I Am Stretched on Your Grave",1990

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.sineadoconnor.com
    https://twitter.com/MagdaDavitt77  

    END CREDITS SONG: I Would Die 4 U by SInéad O'Connor with Radio Riddler from Purple Reggae

    1 hr 59 min
  • Rank 'em Mixtape: Class of 1980

    Dan surprised us with a wildcard pick. Instead of choosing an album, he picked ten random hits from 1980 that we ranked and it was a BLAST! Rules are meant to be broken. Lots of heated placement debate and a fun recap of how we all started discovering popular music around 1980. Make sure to listen after the end credits for the answers and winners of our Vinyl Junkies Record Shack contest!  Pull up our logo and play along at home to see how you fare against our hosts! Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    "Call Me" by Blondie, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen, "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc., "Once In A Lifetime" by Talking Heads, "Pulling Mussels (From A Shell)" by Squeeze, "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by the Clash, "Whip It' by Devo, "You Make My Dreams" by Hall & Oates, "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC, Mighty 690, 1980.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    http://www.themighty690.com

    END CREDITS SONG: Ring of Fire by Wall of Voodoo

    1 hr 58 min
  • The Stone Roses' Self-titled Debut Album Ranked

    Jim's lemony-fresh pick is by FAR the album that the four of us have all loved the most. That combined with Adam being the singer for a ridiculous Stone Roses coverband means that there was a LOT for us to say, resulting in our longest episode yet. However, it's a FUN one. For fans of podcasts that go track-by-track instead of our usual countdown, today is your lucky day for a special episode on this 1989 classic. Special guests include 33 1/3 Stone Roses author Alex Green from Stereo Embers podcast and F#!kin' In The Bushes DJ Daniel Sant! Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !

    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:

    "I Wanna Be Adored", Ian Brown, "She Bangs the Drums", backwards stuff, "Elephant Stone", Reni, baggy, "Waterfall", Spike Island, "Don't Stop", John Leckie, dance-rock, "Bye Bye Badman", murder, "Elizabeth My Dear", lemons, "(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister", Manchester, "Made of Stone",  neo-psychedelia, John Squire, "Shoot You Down", guitar gods, "This Is the One", Mani, I Am the Resurrection", Madchester, "Fool's Gold", 1989.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.StoneRoses.org

    BAND HISTORY: Alex Green, Stereo Embers podcast

    END CREDITS SONG: Made of Stone (808 State Remix) by the Stone Roses
    END CREDITS TALENT: Daniel Sant, F#!kin' In The Bushes

    1 hr 57 min
  • Prince & The Revolution-Purple Rain Ranked

    Sexiest. Episode. Ever. Sam's funky pick takes us back to purple-tinged 1984. Definitely our most well-known album we've done to date, which leads to lots of fun pop culture referencing. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    "Let's Go Crazy", Prince, purple banana, "Take Me with U", Coachella, the Time, "The Beautiful Ones", Wendy, "Computer Blue", Saturday Night Live, "Darling Nikki", Vanity, PMRC."When Doves Cry", yes Lisa, "I Would Die 4 U", Apollonia, "Baby I'm a Star", Cocteau Twins, David Gilmour, "Purple Rain", the Waterboys, Paisley Park, 1984.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.Prince.com

    END CREDITS SONG: Jungle Love by the Time

    1 hr 35 min
  • Our 5-LP Origin Story: the Cure, Depeche Mode, Tears For Fears, INXS, Pretty In Pink

    Finally, you can hear the long held secrets of how we met each other and started the podcast, followed by a quick recap of the five records we talked about before we decided to start recording our chats: Depeche Mode-Black Celebration, The Cure-Head On The Door, INXS-Kick, Tears For Fears-Songs From The Big Chair and the Pretty In Pink soundtrack. Our abridged life stories are fascinating but when we tackle the best and worst songs of five 1980s classics in an hour, sparks FLY. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Depeche Mode, Robert Smith, Never Tear Us Apart, Roland Orzabal, But Not Tonight, Pretty In Pink, Dave Gahan, Push,  the one guy who stands behind a keyboard but doesn't play it, INXS, Songs From The Big Chair, New Dress, John Hughes, Black Celebration, In Between Days, Michael Hutchence, Left Of Center, Tears For Fears, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want, Martin Gore, Head On The Door, New Sensation, Curt Smith, the Smiths, Here Is The House, Kick, Mothers Talk, Need You Tonight, Echo and the Bunnymen, Alan Wilder, Bring on the Dancing Horses,  the Cure, Everybody Wants To Rule The World.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.TheCure.com
    https://www.DepecheMode.com
    https://www.TearsForFears.com
    https://www.INXS.com
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_in_Pink

    END CREDITS SONG: Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding

    59 min
  • Love-Forever Changes Ranked

    What are the least-loved and most-loved lovesongs on Love's third record, Forever Changes? Listen closely and you'll hear Adam's grin, listening to his friends quote and sing songs they'd never heard just a couple of weeks before. Our first time talking about Americans and the sixties with THREE wide-ranging, virgin impressions of this 1967 folk-rock classic. Longtime Love guitarist Rusty Squeezebox was even kind enough to offer his opinion of the top tune.  Some technical gremlins kept this from being audiophile-perfect but it's still probably our most entertaining episode to date, thanks to some editing help from Jim's son. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Arthur Lee, Alone Again Or, snot, psychedelic pop, A House Is Not A Motel, folk rock, Andmoreagain, Bryan MacLean, the Wrecking Crew, The Daily Planet, ballin', Old Man, Johnny Echols, the Damned, the Red Telephone, psychedelic rock, Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clark And Hilldale, strings, Live And Let Live, magic, Ken Forssi, trumpet, The Good Humor Man He Sees Everything Like This, orchestral pop, Bummer In The Summer, Michael Stuart-Ware, baroque pop, You Set The Scene, 1967.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.love-revisited.com
    http://love.torbenskott.dk (fanpage)

    END CREDITS SONG: All You Need Is Love by Elvis Costello (Live Aid, 1985)

    1 hr 45 min
  • Radiohead - OK Computer Ranked

    What are the best and worst songs on Radiohead's OK Computer? Between the four of us, we've witnessed quite a few memorable shows of theirs and were affected by this album in all kinds of interesting ways. By far our longest and most heartfelt episode to date. Just too much to say!  All seven of the albums we've ranked previously were from the 80s, so it's nice to finally march out into another decade, though our British streak continues with Dan's pick. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter  @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    "Airbag", Thom Yorke, "Paranoid Android", rampant consumerism, "Subterranean Homesick Alien", Oxford, "Exit Music (For a Film)", Jonny Greenwood, "Let Down", alternative rock, "Karma Police", social alienation, "Fitter Happier", Phil Selway, art rock, "Electioneering", emotional isolation, Ed O'Brien, "Climbing Up the Walls", progressive rock, Nigel Godrich, England, "No Surprises", Colin Greenwood, "Lucky", political malaise, "The Tourist", 1997.

    US:
    http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

    THEM:
    https://www.radiohead.com

    END CREDITS SONG: Radiohead by Talking Heads

    1 hr 46 min

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